Why did the 16 yearold pregnant girl cross the road? To get to the abortion center

why are tree's green cause that's how god made it

whats 2+2? 4

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't get back up? She had no legs.

Brothers and sisters,I have none. But my sister's daughter is also my daughter...

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. He values his privacy and will not tell me his motives.

What do you call a black girl scout? A brownie

What did the dog say to the cat before they fought? Lets fight

Why didn't the Orphan finish his lemonade. His legs got chopped off.

Why did the fat guy survive the plain crash He didn't he died like everyone else

What's the difference between a truckload of dead babies and a truckload of bowling balls? You can't unload the bowling balls with a pitchfork.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Roses are Black Violets are Black I am color blind.

"Knock Knock" "Whose there?" "It's who's." The grammar nazi has struck again.

SHEA CAPOLUPO HAS A TINY SHLONG. 8- turn your head sideways haha.

Your mom's so fat that she went in to get liposuction and subsequently died from infection.

what's the hardest part about microwaving a baby? holding the camera and masturbating

an indian woman works at seven eleven. this is because her son has one leg and she needs to pay pay for all the medical needs.

A minor, her mom, her aunt and a marine went out drinking...they had a fun night

What did your mom say after she went sky diving? Nothing, her parachute didn't open

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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