hardy har har.. i should be working on a school project right now!!

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How many Aumish farmhands does it take to operate a state of the art commercial laser-cutter? One,provided he has the relevant training and experience.

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Why did the chicken cross the playground? Thats what she said

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George: I see you got a haircut. Jim: No, I got them all cut.

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Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

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What do you do if you see an alien landing? This depends entirely on the circumstances under which the landing takes place. It also depends on the observed nature of the alien,but given the high unlikelihood of this occurrence, one may be safe in the knowledge that he or she will never have to deal with such a mental state of stress.

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Roses are red, But ravens are black, please go to China, and never come back!

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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What do you call 200 black people dead in the ocean? It's a start.

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How many wooden chairs can a black man staple to a whales forehead? 27 because Helen Keller does not like blueberries.

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Your dad is so bald, that a various number of people compliment him on how well shaven his head is.

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What's worse than a bee sting? Getting shot in the head

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What did the disabled boy get on Christmas morning? Cancer.

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Q: Why did the boy go to the orphanage? A: His parents were dead.

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Can you answer one question for me? Yes Thank you

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How many light bulbs does it take to screw a blonde? 3.

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Why did the quick brown fox jump in the lake? He did not see lake on the other side of the lazy dog.

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How do you know this is an Antijoke? Its on anti-joke.com

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What's stronger than then the love of a mother and her child? A semi-truck

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms.

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What's white and sticky? A glue stick.

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What time is it? 10:58

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How do you know what time it is in the dark? Turn on the light and look at the clock.

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knock knock who's there? John Oh, come in then

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