- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the goose cross the road? He was playing duck, duck, goose

What to you call a Muslim person on a plane? A passenger

What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

Bob dole

What do you call a dog with 4 legs? A dog.

How do you jump off a bridge? You jump

What happened to the blonde pregnant women? She died giving birth to her blind and mentally challenged son.

How many dead babies can you fit in a drawer? 10 25* *if you use a blender

How long did it take the world's most powerful democracy to elect a black President? Less than a day.

Why did the man rob a convenience store? Don't ask why, call the police! He could be robbing more stores!

How do you make someone to go away from you? You rape them How do you get santa to not give you presents anymore? You rape him How do you get the easter bunny to stop coming to your house? Friend: you rape him? No, you ask him politly to leave.

A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

Guy 1: I had a Energy Drink the other day, I crashed. Guy 2: Really? That must of sucked. Guy 1: Yeah, the family in the other car died.

You have cancer

John Stamos.

womens rights

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red OH SH*T MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE!!!!!

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why did he have to die so young? It just isn't fair... In all considerations, the bullet didn't ask to become embedded in his skull either.

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

How do u know a black woman is pregnant? When she pulls out a tampon it has no cotton on it.

Tell my wife I died doing what I love... Not her

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

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