Pete and repeat were on a boat. Repeat fell off, who was left?

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YO MAMA SO SHORT she should really consider wearing long tunic-like blouses, prints that contain vertical stripes, and heeled shoes with a pointed toe in order to create the illusion of length to her silhouette. That having been said, society's limited definition of beauty is quite inadequate for the diverse world in which we live.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, knock Who's there Not Sarah

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Q )Why did the black man shoot the white man? A )The black man had been walking home from his weekly gospel service at the local church when suddenly the criminal had stopped him in his tracks. In a desperate attempt to save himself he seized the gun from the white man and shot him in the leg in order to defend himself. He survived.

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I like dogs. Lots of dogs. Meow.

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Five men walk into a bar. The bartender says, more taste or less? None of them care.

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Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

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Hey I just met you, and this is crazy! But iI'm on bath salts and your face looks tasty!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? You. You who? You should be drug out into the street and shot. Whoever you are, I will find you.

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Why do you put a baby in a blender face up? To see the expression on its face

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When is the best time to eat? When you feel like it.

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Why was the crazy person allowed to leave the asylum? The ombusman's report will be on your desk this morning minister.

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Why was Osama Bin Laden killed? Because he couldn't dodge all the bullets in time

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Knock knock Who's there My BUTTCRACK

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Why did the polar bear cross the road? He didn't, there are no roads in Antarctica.

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What is red and itchy? Something that itches and it turns red if you itch it to much

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Q: If Elvis was alive today, what would he crave the most? A: Brains. Moral: BRAAAAAAAAAAAINS!

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What did the woman say just before she was stabbed eleven times in the chest thus killing her? Nothing, she had been gagged.

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Where did Sally go when she exploded? Everywhere!

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Q: what did one kangaroo say too the other kangaroo? A: I was told I am schizophrenic.

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give me thumbs up or i'll rape u to death

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Why is 6 scared of 9? Selena Gomez

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A scientist walks into a bar. His forehead becomes swollen.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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