- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knok who's there? ya ya who? yahoo

Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

Yo Mama So Fat ... She Look Like Dis ///(<>)\\\ | | | | <=> <=>

What's the difference between slavery and the Holocaust? Slavery happened.

Whats the next Line? YAH YAH YAH YAH YAH....

Yo' mama's such a hoe she got arrested last week for prostitution charges!

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting... 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings... The hollacaust Whats worse than the hollacaust... 3 BEE STINGS!!!

Hey do you want to hear the joke about my d**k?? I cant tell it because it's to long

A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

Q:What's the difference between a turtle and a cat? A: One's a turtle and the other is a cat....

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Gary Busey walk into a bar. Everyone Ran out noticing the potential danger.

What is worse than 10 dead babies in a tree? 1 dead babies in 10 trees.

what do you call a man with no @ss? d1ckhead

Whats worse than sleeping on a bed of hot coals? Lupus

I died shortly after writing this.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the rapist say before the little girl got in the van? Get in the van

Why did the redneck ask his daughter to get on her knees? His shoe was untied.

An Englishmen, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar, and ordered a beer. They later went home and slept. They woke up the next morning with a slight hangover.

Jack and Jill went up the hill. Jill was dehydrated.

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