- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how long is a peice of string howeverlong you want to make it

what do you call a guy who makes racist jokes? an insensitive bastard

In Soviet Russia, you have no rights!

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

Once upon a time, I was a Muslim.

One time I masturbated by myself

Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

What did the president say after his wife and kids left Him? Im Obama self now

Knock, Knock! Who's There? Your neighbor, I found your lost cat! Oh thanks!

How do you drown a blond? Keep her head underwater until her lungs fill with water and her bodily functions stop working.

what do all 21 year olds have in common? there all 21

Another cat joke. You gotta be kitten me.

Why did the man destroy his piano? He may have been frustrated with himself for making mistakes during practice.

What do you do if your computer breaks: Go on your phone. What do you do if your phone breaks: Go on you iPod What do you do if your iPod breaks: Then your screwed and you should get a Job and learn not to break things.

What did the business man say to the homeless person? Get a job

what did the wall say to the floor? nothing interior structure supports do not talk

What's worse than stubbing your toe? Bees inside of your eyeballs.

the best thing about an anti-joke is when the punch line doesn't hit you, you feel no pain

An irishman walks into a bar and orders a beer.

So a guy walks into a bar. He asks the woman next to him, ''Can I buy you a drink?'' The woman says,''No thank you.''

A turtle that couldn't swim walked to Japan.

How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

Why did Billy drop his ice cream?? He got hit by a truck.

Q: What's the best way to get a woman to stalk talking? A: Ask them nicely.

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