Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

How do you make a Jew cry? You kill all of their friends and family members.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? It was a cold day

Knock Knock Whose there? Nobody Nobody who?

Who is the fiercist Raptor of them all? Matt Daly

brandon ya twwat

What do you call a muslim on an airplane? A airline passenger.

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

XD I literally cant stop laughing XD, thats like a manly tussle would go down huh? XDXDXD Cartoon Network? Is that thing still on anywhere? You like watching cartoons? I don't mind if you do.

What Can't You See and Stinks A Fart.

Blue fish occasionally consume large amopunts of the insides of oak trees.

A man sat on a chair

how do you kill a blonde? shoot her in the face with a pistol

An man walked into a bar. Unbeknownst to him, the bar happened to be a having a Rave party. The man, having epilepsy, proceeded to have a seizure. Luckily, a paramedic was there and saved his life.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

A man walks into a pet store. He then says "This isn't the bar" and leaves.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

What did one cannibal set to the other cannibal? Nothing, because he was eating him.

What was the pirate's favorite letter W

no, ten dead babies nailed to ten dead babies.

In the movie Inception, what does the man do after he thinks about calling out to his children so he could see them one last time? The man calls out to his children.

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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