- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Oh, then I'm not opening the door.

Why can't Sally use the swings? Because she has no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there?? ... Not Sally.

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What's the difference between a cat and a banana? Bananas don't scream as much when you peel them.

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

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Are you from Tennessee? Because you accent is really not hiding it

Why did the chicken cross the street? To get to your house. Knock Knock Who is there. The chicken.

They say that laughter is the key to a long life. What's the key to a short life? Death.

Have you ever heard of Ethiopian food? Neither have they.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She has no arms.

1 pack of bacon 2 fat guys. They both die fighting over it.

~Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was dead. ~ ~Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? ~ ~He was stapled to the monkey!!!

Hey guys! Today is September 10th you know what tomorrow means? Party at my house! ...What? It's my birthday.

(-(-(-(--)-)-)-) Look the chinese mafia

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They beat her.

What is dangerous when eaten? My grandmother's cooking?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

I'm innocent its all Taggart he's the one instigating.

What did the pedofile say to the little girl? Nothing. She was properly supervised by her parents.

Why was the Jewish man sad? His wife was brutally murdered, His chilren raped, Parents stabbed horrifically and stuffed with turtles and the doctor just informed him that he had cancer and was due to die 17 minutes ago.

Knock Knock Whos there? ADD ADD Who? *I forgot but you wana build a fort.

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