Q: What's the difference between sheetrock and drywall? A: nothing. It's just two names for the same thing.

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? No reply cause Kyle got knocked out by the door.

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If she's old enough to count, she's probably in second grade.

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GOODJESUSLORDALMIGHTY dis boy myyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy i can't even................ fhrejhklgfjgtedlfcgrbh http://www.google.com/imgres?q=harry+styles+stupid&start=231&hl=en&safe=active&sa=X&biw=1022&bih=539&tbm=isch&prmd=imvnso&tbnid=6-GniQ6ct-j0HM:&imgrefurl=http://katiespilling.blogspot.com/&docid=6oY2cEt2v

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Harry Styles

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Why was the man bad at football? - he is chad henne

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Q: Why is the earth round? A: I am Batman.

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NASA sent a probe to Uranus and wondered why people were laughing.

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What do you call a doctor whos black A doctor

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Plenty of things

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I saw a "Baby on Board" bumper sticker on a car TARGET AQUIRED

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Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

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Joe Paterno walks into a police station.

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HAHAHAHAH Shut up Andra no one likes you

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I added ICE to WKD it was WICKED

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Your mama's so fat.

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I see said the blind man to his def wife as the dog with no legs ran over

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Why did the black man skip every other step on the stairs? Because he had long legs and it was faster.

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What did the retarded asian dolphin eat for breakfast? A big bowl of shit

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What did the black person say to the tall man with nice shoes? Nice shoes.

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Why do Vampires Sparkle in the Sunlight? They don't read a proper Vampire Novel and see for yourself.

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What is the difference between a duck. One of its legs are both the same.

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Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? One is a tasty Italian food the other is a respected member of society

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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