When life gives you lemons, throw them at pedestrians.

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whats wors than getting hit by a car? getting raped by a giant scorpian

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Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication.

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wanna no wats not funny........ aids

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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What's worse than shoveling dead babies??? Using a pitchfork...

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why did the chicken cross the street i dont know thats why im asking you

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Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

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How old is george washington? anyway thats not the point your pregnant

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What smells like weed? the person who smoked it.

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I'm off to my tank guys!

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? because she was SHITFACED!!!!

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Roused are red violets are blue I just s*** in my own poo

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What happened when the white man saw a black man running with a purse? He called the police. The police proceeded to chase the black man down tackling him into a dumpster, causing permanent spinal damage. Upon investigation into the situation, the black man was deaf and he was bringing the purse, which contained an epi-pen, to his dying wife a block away. The police officers involved were fired and sued by the family, ruining their lives. Months later they both committed suicide.

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What's black and white and red all over A bloody penguin

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What did the Asian bookkeeper say to the Jewish dog? I love you

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Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

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Q:How many babies does it take to paint a room? A:It depends how hard you throw them

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Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it lost Consciousness.

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Someone stole my cookie from the cookie jar! So I bought another cookie.

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Have you ever seen Ethiopian food? No, neither have Ethiopians.

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A girl walks into a strip club, she was tired of her husband and wanted to see how it was actually done.

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What is faster than a black guy stealing a TV? His brother with a DVR

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What causes floods? Too much water.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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