- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? A nugget

Roses are red Bacon is red Poems are hard Bacon

What is dark, funny looking, black, and rhymes with osama? A black lama.

Whats pink and screaming? a skinned baby in a bucket of vinegar+

Why did Suzue fall of the swing? The chain broke.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock out a window.

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Why was the presidential candidate sad? He mother was raped on her way to hear his speech and his brother hung himself in his apartment two days earlier.

What did Charlie Sheen say to Rebecca Black? If you care about the punchline I hate you.

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whats the difference between black people and dogs? people actually care when something happens to a dog

Your mammas so fat, she weighs significantly more than the average person.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

How did the child cross the road? He couldn't his legs had been lost in an awful car accident that had killed his whole family.

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Why did the chIcken cross the road? To escape the holocaust.

Why was the guy sad? His son killed himself after being constantly bullied for 6 years.

If someone tells you to look behind you do you? No

Dr Dr I think I have diarrhea You have irritable bowel syndrome, I recommend IBS support

Knock Knock Who's there? Your mum, I've just raped her

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What do you call a medical student who finishes last in his class? Doctor.

Why did Old Man Robert fall down the stairs? Someone kicked him down. And then he died.

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