How do you make someone cry Take all of their belongings

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your mother is so fat that she eats a lot of high fat foods.

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So it was 1945, and these two blonds walk into a bar......I forget the rest of the joke, but Japan ended up getting nuked

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Yd the chicken cross the road? To SAVE THE WORLD

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Haikus are easy. but sometimes they don't make sense. refrigerator.

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why did matt daly shit his pants? he had downs

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Yo mamma is so old that she died.

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Hey Jay, did you here the one about the 3 hookers at the bar? Jay didn't reply because he was deaf

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giddy goat

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What is the difference between a woman and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum-sucker and the other is the most common term for adult females of the human race.

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Soooo... a black man walked into a bar and asked the bartender for a beer.

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why did the ginger get made fun of? because he had red hair

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A man is flailing his arms in the ocean. Help me, I'm drowning!, he screams. Some dude runs into the water, drags the man out, and is proclaimed a Hero.

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Why was the kid mad? Because he died.

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what happens when I bought a car. A man stole it from me and killed my family.

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What is it worse than a bee sting ? -Two bee stings What 's worse than two bee stings ? -The holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust ? -3 bee stings

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Whats worse then people People copying other Anti-Jokes. People copying other Anti-Jokes about the holocaust.

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well, I'm dying of AIDS, so....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Solely for our entertainment purposes.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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you: your adopted me: i was so thanks for saying you ass

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How do you describe a funny man on stilts? Stand up comedy

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But I like being mean and angry! Nevermind, 158 according to Mensa`s standard bullshit test (my wife got 160, I remember we argued a lot over it because I kept insisting they would not use the same predictable pattern again... I overestimated them wildly I can make more advanced stuff than they can, and in no way do I consider myself "The worlds elite required to ensue the future survival and salvation of mankind`s finest and fittest" those fucking arrogant suckers,,,) Below average in any test including American presidents and historical events. Aaand about 450 in any bullshit online test which then offers you "more accurate tests" which cost money and probably destroys the fake confidence any idiot buying such a test in the first place might have built up,

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A Jewish, Italian, and Russian man are stranded on an island. Eventually the Russian man dies from heatstroke, leaving the other two to decide whether or not to feast on his remains. The Italian eventually goes mad and tries to murder the Jewish man who is forced to defend himself and kill his remaining friend. Shortly after, the Jewish man is eventually rescued by a passing German vessel after suffering severe dehydration and malnourishment and hanging on only by his faith in God. As they are leading him to safety, the Jewish man eventually summons the strength to tell his saviors about the horrible things he has done and all he has gone through, not knowing if he'll ever be able to forgive himself. His German rescuers take one awkward look at him, and don't know what to say to help him, leading afterwards to several years of PTSD therapy and rehabilitation.

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