- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the man asked the girl if he could borrow her pencil? Nothing, she was deaf

Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

Why couldn't the mexican get a job? He was seven.

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

So what do you guys wanna do?? Anything, I still have cancer..

- I'm in my mum's car, broom broom. - Get out me car. - Aw.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

"Do you live in the United States?", said the man. "no." said the other man, "cool beans", said the woman.

A women's opinion.

Why does Charlie Sheen do cocaine? Because his father was a poor role model and he's an unstable celebrity.

What is a quicker way to transfer money than electronic banking? Keeping it on one's person and getting mugged for it, or else handing it over in a mutual deal.

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Why doe this filthy bitch take big dildos inside himself? Because he is gay.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair, Therefore no one knew why his name was Fuzzy Wuzzy.

Why didn't the puppy play with his toys? They were poisonous.

What's the difference between a cow and a fat person. Nothing

Why couldn't the boy write his name because he had no arms.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Black people are ugly. They should not live in this world. They are apes. They should live as apes not humans. Why do they have ugly curly hair, fat lips, and a big flat nose? SO UGLY!! EWW

How do you trap a squirrel? You carefully set up a trap and place acorns in the trap.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

roses are red violets are blue i am bipolar so am i

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