a man in a black van pulls up to a kids house and offers him icecream the kid points out that since it is summer and black absorbs heat, that the icecream will have melted

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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The Detroit Lions

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what did the bee do when bill tried to slap it it stung bill and died.

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So how does the chicken cross the road? He doesn't, chickens live on farms.

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How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? The same amount as white people, stop being racist.

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what did hulk say when he was mad? im mad

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Q:What happened when Smokey the Bear was the one who started the forest fire? A: He got arrested just like you would have

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What happened to Johnny when he fell of his bike? He had a seizure, went into a coma, and forced his parents to take him off life support. Happy birthday Johnny.

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There was a Black and a Mexican in a car, they were on their way to church.

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Jake was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was really angry. She told him "Tomorrow morning, I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in 6 seconds and it better be there!!" The next morning he got up early and told his wife to come to the driveway. His wife looks down and sees a scale.

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What did Helen Keller name her dog? ghuieruioytidhfdvbshdkhfjh

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What's sad about four black people going over in a cliff in Cadillac? It was my Cadillac.

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What's for dinner? Flesh from when your brother was alive and your blood.

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Roses r red violets r blu I hav5 fingers the middle ones for u

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What's big and white?

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there was a blonde and abrunette and they both jumped off a bridge . who hit the bottom first? the brunette beacuase when the blonde was halfway down she had to walk back up and ask for directions

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A married couple is arguing over the temperature in their house. The wife wants it at 62 degrees and the husband wants it at 74. What should they do? Nothing while they are arguing their daughter decides to put it at 32 and freeze them to death

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What do you call a man with no heart? Dead

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So there are two skunks in a bath tub. One of the skunks says to the other, "Would you please pass the soap?", and the other skunk says, "What do you think I am, a talking radio?!"

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YA MAM, is a very nice person

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Paper shield.

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What is the difference between a motorcycle and a football? 42, because ice cream has no bones.

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A whale's vagina

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Anti Joke

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