- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Make little things count Teach midgets math

There once was a squirrel. He lost his nuts.

Obama

What did the vegitarian order for dinner? Vegatables

What do you call a 6 year old with no friends? A Sandy Hook survivor.

There Are 2 People A lack Person And A White Person, The Black Person Looks Over At The White Person And Said, "Hi Tyrone!"

how do you kill a little girl? seeing as murder is a federal offence i will not tell you how. you should be ashamed for asking.

Q: Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: She had no arms... Q: Knock Knock! Q: Who's there? A: NOT SARA! --- Q: Okay... What song does Sara sing to her arms? A: Somebody That I Used To Know... --- Now. If you're happy and you know it clap your... nevermind O_O

How do you make a girl wet? Throw her in the pool

What did the banker say to the other banker? We're both bankers!

Why'd the chicken cross the road? The chicken doesnt understand the concept of a street so it was most likely just wandering across the street

elen degeneres is straight....

why are black people good at basketball cuz their tall

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: smiles Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust ascending from hell.

A man walks through a doorway but there was a door there so he got injured

Did you know brown and green rhyme? Just not with each other.

what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

Your Mom is so poor she can't afford home-owners insurance.

How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

Does your face hurt? Because if it does, you might want to see a doctor.

How do you get a firetruck to swerve uncontrollably? Shoot the driver with a 12 gauge.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

we sat at the table and began to say graceme my sister, me and my mom we bowed our heads and closed our eyes and said grace we lifted our heads and opend our eyes and the food was gone my mom was gone and the chocolate in my pocket was gone (i wonder who did it lol)

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

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