Why did the cat throw up on the couch? because it was nauseous!

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Why did Suzie fall off her swing? She was dead

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What do you call someone who kills black people? A hero.

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A man ordered tomato and basil, but received tomato with a man. the man's name is Basil!

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How do you stop the neighbors kids from jumping the fence into your property? Molest them.

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Two Gay Men Walk Into a Bar, Not Just Any Bar...... a Sports Bar and Enjoy a nice cold Beer with their Heterosexual friends while watching the super bowl. They both go in the back room, where it is dark, together........ and they call for the manager to find out where the chef is so they can tie him down..... and smother him....... in questions concerning the size of his....... buffalo wings stop judging people you ass.

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What do you call a girl with 1 eye and 3 arms... Chernobyl.

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why'd the baby cross the road it was stapled to the chicken

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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If life throws you melons you might be dyslexic, but you also might not be.

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What happened when 7 8 9? Six was afraid! HAHAHaha....ha.... wait, no. I told that wrong....

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My children are huge mistakes.

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A Muslim, a Jew, and a Christian find a magical lamp with a genie inside. He offers each of them one wish. The Muslim wishes that people didn't look at his people as terrorists. The Jew wishes that the Holocaust never happened, and the Christian wishes for world peace. Actually this didn't happen, Genies don't exist.

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3 men walked into a bar... They sat down and had a beer.

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what happened to the boy who crossed the street. he got shot by a bus

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So snoop dog drank some milk! :)

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What did the mute person say to the deaf person? Nothing.

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roses are red violets are blue i ate a peanut lets go have sex

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Knock, Knock Who's there? The interrupting doctor The inter- You have cancer

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Why didn't the woman believe in God? Her own personal beliefs.

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Davey Peterson.

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"We all miss somebody a lot every now and then, its only human! But never give up, just keep reloading and firing until you hit that somebody!" Moral: Moral, answer me, MORAL MOOOOORAAAAAAAAL! DUN DU DURUN, DUN DUN DUN! *gunshot* (The moral section just because I love them red thumbs ^^)

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Q:Why do people not live forever? A: Because they die dumbass.

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Why did the girl put on make-up and perfume? Because she was ugly and smelled bad.

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