How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Get out of the way everybody, a group of elephants are tumbling down the mountain!

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Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

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If Africa had more mosquito nets, millions, MILLIONS of mosquitoes would die for hunger.

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What's worse than not finding your true love in high school? Dying

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What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins the china town

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Why did the girl ask for anal? She didn't. She was raped.

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What did the hobo find on the ground? A dirty nipple. ~Logan F.

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why was the man sad? his wife died

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Whats funny about black people getting shot by whites We can steal our bikes back now

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Ju... Just why?

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A panda walks into a bar... Psht. Panda in a bar, that's impossible.

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Why did the little boy cry regularly? Because his father was sexually abusive.

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Did you hear about the Asian boy that entered the piano competition? He died yesterday.

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Once upon a time There was an ugly barnacle He was so ugly That everyone died The end!

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A hemophiliac walks into a bar. Then he dies of internal bleeding.

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What do you call sad communities that have to share resources? Communists.

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Little Stephanie was up all night on Christmas eve excited for her new bike that Santa was going to bring her. After tossing and turning for what seemed like decades, the sunset finally arose and Stephanie ran down the steps to unwrap her new bike with the family. Immediately after she went down the staircase, she found her parents marinated in their own blood, with knife wounds all around their body.

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whats black and has many friends? a kind sociable black person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The answer really isn't that important.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The cop. The two men were best friends who had taken off from their law firm. Alex had recently gone through a divorce and John decided to take him on a trip backpacking across Europe. One rainy night an off-duty police officer picked them up and took them out for drinks. The friends had a wonderful trip. But Alex never got over Jenny leaving him. 3 months later John found him dead in his home by auto-erotic asphyxiation.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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