knock knock who's there? Madeline McCann really? no

Wanna know something fishy? A fish

Q: whats better than having sex? A: nothing

What's red ad looks like a green bucket? A red bucket to a color blind person

What do you call 6 dead people on your front lawn? A mass murder

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

So three men walk into a bar. One orders a Miller Light, the other orders a Guiness, and the third has a glass of ice water. He was the designated driver.

What do you call a hard working black man? A hard working black man.

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Diseases show if a prerson lacks vitamins and minerals.

MAGHBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? Time to call animal control.

What do you call Michael? A homosexual person who is nice, however he is still gay.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocost

"knock knock" "Come in"

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Man: Want to hear an anti joke? Woman: ok Man: Why did the the girl fall off her bike? Woman: I don't know. Man: She got hit by a refrigerator. Woman: ok

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

What would be worse than the Holocaust? 2 Holocausts.

How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He's his dad. He bought the presents.

What do you call a barrel full of monkeys? A game, you idiot.

What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

Flop dog

Tom has 24 cupcakes Tom then ate 24 cupcakes what does Tom have? Diabetes Tom got diabetes

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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