How do you fit 4 homosexuals onto a barstool? You make the barstool wider allowing for all the men to sit more comfortably on top of the stool.

Why did the little boy get food poisoning? Because his family can't afford to buy organic food, and can only afford McDonald's burgers, where their cows are forced to stand in their own feces.

What happends to a monkey without arms.. He bleeds..

Did you hear the one about the man who fell asleep on the job? He woke up.

Man 1: HEY DUDE! Man 2: Go shoot yourself

If you don't see any banners here, it doesn't mean they aren't here.

I was reading this book one time..... and my imagination took me away to many lands and times.

what's blue and goes blub blub? a blue blub blub

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? Chuck Noris

roses are blue, violets are red, im colorblind

a man walked into a bar ouch

What has the head of a lion, the body of a mule, and the penis of a seal? Nothing... what the hell did you think it was? Are you on drugs or something?

No, Trinidad.

Two guys walk into a bar the third guy ducks

What happened to the boy who cried wolf? He was brutally raped and killed, Inglewood is really not a place you want your children growing up.

a hobo begs and begs for a dollar to buy something. a man finally gives him a dollar. what does the hobo buy? nothing. he walked into 711 and got shot.

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Your mom.

Why did the kid punch the other kid. Because he was black.

What would Jesus do? Do? You mean like do it? You have a dirty mind.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? Robin, get into the Batmobile.

Q: What's small and can't read? A: A candybar

Q. Why does Samuel Jackson always play a black guy? A. Because he's black.

Dylan is a person

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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