- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mentally retarted student get on his SAT? Drool

So a blonde woman gets into her car. She then drives to the grocery store because she is hungry and wants to buy food to make her dinner.

why was the frog sad..... because it had a science lesson with the year 10s about the insides of animals

What do you get when you cross a turtle and a kangaroo? A hybrid combination of the two that is characterized by specific traits of both animals.

What's funnier than poop? More poop

That's what SHE said!

What's funnier than 24? 25

A man walks into a bar.

Roses are red violets are orange......... Wait did I do that wrong?

Friends are like pickles. If you eat them, they die.

-if you're American in the kitchen, British in the living room, what are you in the bathroom? -in the bathroom.

Whats Yellow and has arms. A lemon i lied about the arms.

A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

what's worse than getting a paper cut? Hiroshima

a guy jumped out of a plane...he died

Knock Kock Who's there? Boo Boo who The ghost from Mario

What happened to the little kid who went surfing? Answer: he gOt eaten by a shark

How do you kill an Asian? Poke him with a large fork until hes dead.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the difference between a black man and a pizza? The black man has a family of four and is working 12 hours a day at a minimum wage job to afford the high rent, the utility bills, and to buy the pizza to feed his family.

why did the chicken cross the road? because the chicken had enough of life and wanted to commit suicide due to recent tragic events such as his cheating wife, his druggie son, his prostitute daughter, losing his home, and getting fired

Whats the difference between a Black man and a White man Skin color and possibly many other things because that is reasonable and normal.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

Why is Tom Garrick gay Answer- Because he is

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