- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What happened when the Texan saw snow for the first time? He said "Oh my goodness this is cool"

What did the Black guy, the Asian, and the White guy have in common? they were all brutally murdered.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

Hitler arrives at his neighbor's barmitzfah... fashionably late.

Have ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Neither has she.

How many Jews can you fit into a 1968 Caddy? 1 in the front, 2 in the back, and 200 in the ash tray.

Hey we just met And this is crazy But my name's Kony And I stole your baby

Who wants pizza crusts?

What happened to the man who posted yet another repeated joke on anti joke? Nothing. He posted an old joke that everyone has seen a form of already.

How do you kill half of Mexico? You use nuclear weapons in major cities.

Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

What do you call a cow that went through a earth quake? A dead cow.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: Anal

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

I have had depression for several years and have recently been diagnosed with diabetes. I therefore drink diet soda and have sugar free snacks. Which leads to diahrea. Lots of diahrea.

What do you get when you mix red and blue? Gang violence.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

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