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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make a plummer angry? Kill his family

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Why did Peter go to the dentist? Because he had to go to the dentist!

Why was the boy rolling down the hill? Cause he's stupid

While I was having sex... Just kidding, I can't get laid.

Black People.

Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

What's worse than stepping on a snail? Stepping on a bear trap.

Why is Michael J. Fox unable to build domino chains? He only has one domino.

What is red white and blue Blood. I was lying about the white and blue.

Why did Bob Marley Shoot the Sheriff? Because he was black.

Three men of different race and religion are on a plane; they enjoy their flight, and two of them have a good meal with no pork. Thirty years later, two of the men share the same flight, but failed to even recognize each other on the first.

try slamming a revolving door

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Q. What do you call 2 black men on a bike? A. Organised Crime

Adam Claypool walks into a bar. He immediately sucks the bartender's dick because he is the biggest queer anyone has ever seen

What happened to the asian when he took viagra? He got an erection.

So I was sitting in the doctor's when I noticed a guy sitting about two seats down, wearing a sombrero and pouring salt over himself. Then I found out I had cancer and promptly lost all interest in him.

Why couldn't Billy drive? He had no arms. Why did he have no arms? Thalidomide.

Why did the women call 911 on her 12 year old son? Because he was schizophrenic and attempting to commit suicide by hanging himself.

why bouriquet can not read is book ? cause he's retarted

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

Why does one not simply walk into Mordor? Mordor doesn't really exist and thus is physically impossible to walk into, or enter by any means really.

Did you hear about the homeless man? He asked me if I had any spare change. I didn't. I found the encounter to be very depressing.

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