- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you think when you see someone throw a man with no arms and legs into the ocean? chances of survival are minimal

My aunt said slow and steady wins the race....... She died in a fire

What did one dog say to the other dog? Woof woof

SUBway eat fresh ZOMbies eat fleash

Why do people like anti jokes? Because their f****** funny as hell

How does a pirate get to work? His CAAAARRRR! Where does the pirate go after work? The BAAAARRRR! How does the pirate get home from the bar? A taxi. A pirate doesn't drive after consuming alcohol.

What did the cat say to the dog? Nothing, animals are in capable of formal cumunication.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a terrorist.

Are you gay? No. Ok.

Text me back when you can. I can't, my fingers got amputated.

What dud the baseball player do when he struck out? Walked back to the bench

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

Why can't Jimmy walk ever again? Because when he was 12 his father mistook him for a plank of wood a sawed his legs off. We may realise here that this prohibits him from walking.

What's worse than finding a pickle in a jar? Finding Snooki in a jar.

INSULT- You've got a photographic memory, but the lens cap is on. INSULT- Whatever anyone says to you goes in one ear and out the other because nothing is blocking traffic INSULT- I heard you were born, your father threw rocks at the stork. From- Insults and Putdowns lite

Why did the chicken cross the road? How the hell should I know I'm not a mind reader.

Why did Billy drop his ice-cream? He got stabbed multiple times

there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

How did the man jumping out of the plane at 33,000 feet survive? Because he had a parachute

What is the difference between a duck? One of it's legs are both the same!

Where do you go when your friends called you spoiled? Africa.

You know what's really funny? Cancer What's funnier than that? The Holocaust Even funnier? Charlie Sheen

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