What's a pirate's favorite school subject? Pirate math.

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What is Santa's favorite color? Blue

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "why the long face", the horse said nothing; because it is a horse.

Once upon a time, there was a horse that had no legs, it laid on the ground it's entire life and died. The end.

why did the pirate have a patch? to crack the software he had downloaded

Knock Knock Who's there? DC Soames. I'm arresting you for the suspected abduction and rape of Holly Harman.

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Man: Are you tired Woman: No why? Man: You have bags under your eyes and you just yawned a minute ago

Ask me if my name is Jennifer. Is your name Jennifer? No.

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A blonde walks into a bar. She just graduated university and thought she would celebrate with a beer.

What is black and white and red all over? Yemen's national flag.

Guess what my grandma told me yesterday.. Nothing she's dead.

What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

What has 7 mouths 3 eyes and 5 noses Something very ugly

Okay, I just really want you to trust me again,

Roses are red Violets are twisted bend over now your about to get fisted

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

Why did the whale cross the ocean? To reproduce as a way of life.

Roses are red violets are blue you have cancer......

A little girl had a sleepover with her friends. They watched a movie, then went to bed at a reasonable time. /

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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