A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

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Where did Suzie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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(Guy)That's what she said. (His Girlfriend) And who is this she.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What's black and very long? The line-up at KFC.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car> "Get in the car."

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Tell you something funny.

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What did the janitor have for breakfast? Food

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There's a pile of dead babies with one live baby on the bottem eating it's way out.

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Why did Hitler kill the Jews? He didn't, the people he told to kill them did.

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What do you call a room full of lawyers? A group of legally educated professionals.

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Did you hear about the guy who got his entire LEFT side ripped off? He's dead.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set? Because she didn't.

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What did the boy say to the ghost wearing a banana outfit? Holy crap! A ghost!

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2 out of 4 questions. How do you get an elephant in a fridge? Open it, take the girrafe out, put the elephant in, and close it.

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What do Elephants and Grapes have in common? They are both purple, except the Elephant.

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A polar bear walks into a bar, sits down, and says, "Can I have a.........................beer?" The bartender asks, "Why the large pause?" The bear responds, "I have a speech impediment"

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady who got hit by a bus.

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what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted of in space.

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If I have 7 oranges in one hand and 8 oranges in the other, what do I have? Big hands!

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Why are Asians good at math? Because coincidentally many are interested in it and study a lot.

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Congress back then: No sooner had I ended this prayer than a pederast farted on my right. "Hah! a good omen," said I, and prostrated myself; then I burst open the door by a vigorous push with my arse, and, opening my mouth to the utmost, shouted, "Senators, I wanted you to be the first to hear the good news; since the war broke out, I have never seen anchovies at a lower price!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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