- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is small, black and has 18 legs? A centipede with 82 legs cut off.

How did the blind man know when to open his parachute when he went skydiving? The leash went slack.

How do you stop a second date from happenin? You force a dead mouse in your date's vagina.

roses are red violets are blue i have alziemers what are we talking about again

Whats worse then being raped? Nothing it will ruin your life.

A child walk's into a bar. And gets sexually abused.

What is a dead cat on the side of the road. A free cat.

What's black and has been free since the 1700's? What? I don't know, i was asking you.

What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

What do you call cheese that is not yours? The fact that you do not own the cheese doesnt change its name

violets are blue, my name is Dave. this poem makes no sense. microwave.

What's the difference between your cat and mine? Yours has legs.

a kid calls 911 and says ,"is this 911?" and the operator says ,"NO! THIS IS PATRICK!!!!!!"

What's grey and can't fly? A Parking Lot.

Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

- What has 2 legs and is bleeding ? - A dog cut in two.

Why can't you give a diabetic a cookie? Due to the lack of Insulin produced in the Pancreas, the sudden spike of sugar into the blood stream may send the person into a diabetic coma, which good possibly result in the amputation of a limb.

A blonde, a Brunette and a Redhead walk into a bar. They all buy a drink and talk about their days.

A baby seal walks into a club.

I walked into my maths lesson and my teacher told me to point out the uncommon variable. ..So i pointed at the ginger black man in the corner.

why was the guy stranded on an island? because his boat crashed.

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