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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What salad was served in the salad bar on the Titanic? Probably a selection of green leaves, radishes, cucumber, sliced hard boiled egg and cherry tomatoes, topped with cress, mixed seeds and a delicate dressing.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

A baptist priest walks into a bar with a boner.

So yesterday I went to find a pair of camo pants, And I did

Know what's worse than three bee stings? living every day in fear of your schizophrenic hallucinations

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

A:Knock Knock, B:Who's There? A:Orange, B:Orange Who? A:Orange Banana.

Why was the little boy screaming? He was going down a steep drop on a roller coaster.

sticks and stones may break my bones but hemophilia will make me bleed to death

what's worse than a kitten scratching your arm? A dead baby scratching your arm...

mary had a little lamb its fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went this joke has no punchline

Knock Knock Who's There? No One No One Who? ...

What do you call a fat indian boy Eeeeeeeh fatty boy

how many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop!? thats what she said

How do you kill chuck norris? With a gun...from 40 feet away

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A man finds a lamp in the desert. He picks it up and dusts it off. The lamp becomes cleaner.

Why did the Mexican choose the blue marker over the green one? Because he his favorite color was green, and it was Opposite Day.

Joe: it says gullible on the ceiling Jack: yes, I wrote it -by Ross

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

why didnt the chicken cross the road? It was getting tired of the jokes

Your mother is so fat that if she were to fall from a great height she would hit the ground with more force than that of an average sized individual.

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