A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

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Rigo your a stupid ass

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Two guys walk into a bar; A Mexican and a Canadian. The Mexican guy says "Bartender, give me a 2 shots of Tequila, por favor". The Canadian guy says "Bartender, give me a shot of Club and a Molson, eh". They continue to drink until neither can feel the crippling pain of their mundane lives - then they each leave the bar, walk home and sleep alone.

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Why did the clown fall off the swing? Because he was dead.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? I am.

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Why Didn't jeff go to school yesterday? He was dead.

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What did Susie get for Christmas? AIDS.

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You want to know how I know you're gay You want to have sex with a person of the same sex

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What happened to the man who sat outside in the sun too long? He died of skin cancer.

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A dyslexic paraplegic walks into a bra

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Hey I just met you, and this seems crazy. I have Alzheimers... Hey i just met you.

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How many licks did it take for the little boy to get to the center of the Tootsie Pop? Three, and then he choked and died.

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jay hefti is so cool and alex askew is hot

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How many babies does it take to change a light bulb? No amount of them could ever figure it out. They all tremble with fear in the dark.

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What did the bird say on twitter? Tweet tweet.

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How do you talk to a mentally challenged person? You use words in a sequential order that would make sense grammatically

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Why did the kid fall off the swing? He had no arms.

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"Knock, Knock," a man called out. A child threw open the door and peered out at him. "Why didn't you just knock instead of saying 'knock knock'?" Flustered, the man couldn't come up with an answer, and the child promptly closed the door, locked it, and returned to her previous activities.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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Whats worse then finding TWO worms in your apple? The Holocaust, it was pretty bad.

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You know what they say about men with big feet? Big penis.

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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My kids are mistakes.

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roses are red but violets are definately violet what retard made this rhyme

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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