- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's long and hard, and has cum in it? A cucumber

So a mama tomato, a daddy tomato, and a baby tomato were all walking down the street. The baby tomato was falling behind its parents. So the daddy tomato goes back, squishes the baby tomato and yells ketchup!

how do you start a stamped in mexico roll a nickle down the street sad thing is you just lost a nickle

A black guy walks into a bar. He falls unconscious and an ambulance is quickly called to bring him to the hospital.

Fun Fact getting married to your first cousin is legal in CT... bet you thought there was joke coming right about now..........

out of your comfort zone

roses are red violets are blue you think shes hot? how BLIND are you?

Dylan is gay

doctor , doctor , i feel depressed , we will start you on a course of anti-depressents , vitimins , and daily exercise, make a appointment for next week , and i will referrer you to a phycatrist

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Cool Brian

Why did the boy go to the CONCENTRATION camp. He was a Jew

Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.

gay marriage.

A horse walks into a mans house. The man wonders how the horse got into his house.

Why do Christians believe in God? They made him up

Sorry I am like so fucking wasted still, I keep giggling and laughing all of the time.

Fitzsimmons. We met at your wife's work party.

What did the peanut say to the jelly

Me:hey paul did you see that story on the news? Paul:ya i did thats really crazy!

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everyone. - Blake Woodman

A black guy walks down the street. He sees a lamp, picks it up and rubs it. A genie appears and says that he has 3 wishes. The black says he wants to be thin, white, and get alot of pussy. The genie says, congadulations your a condom!!

Guy: do u wanna hear a joke about my dick? Nah its to long Girl: Do u wanna hear a joke about my vagina? Actually that would make me very self concious I have ghonorrea and would appreciate not having to tell one.

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