- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the most important thing to have during a zombie apocalypse? Oxygen.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Roses are 3:18 Violets are 3:18 I Just figured out a pattern. And saved peoples lives with the help of Keifer Sutherland.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

Why did Kelly never see Wass? cus she never looked in right places !!!

Why was the man cold? Because he was dead.

how do we call a person with no body nor nose? a dead guy

Why did Max drink the red Gatorade? Because he likes it more than all of the other flavors.

What do you call a black man on a bicycle? A thief. What do u call a black man in school? Janitor. What do you call a black man in court? Guilty

How do you get money out of a Jew? You convince him your cause is worthwhile.

whats black and white and red all over????? a zebra who got shot

why did the puppy poop? he had too

I love you You love me We all grab 2X4's Barney's on the floor No more purple dinosaur.

What do you call a man with bananas in his ears? A doctor. He is clearly mentally unstable, and probably in pain.

yo mamma's so fat, she decided to go on a diet

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a dog

Why did the blonde go to business school? She wanted to get into business, and decided that a business degree was a good place to begin.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know where I am, I'm blind.

Why didn't the man stop at the stop sign? He was violently killed turning at the last intersection

a black guy walks into a fast food place.

Black people. They are so kind.

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