- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a black man being hung from a tree? -prejudice

yo mama is fat shes fat

A brunette, redhead, and blond were on a road trip. Their car broke down in the middle of the desert. The redhead offered to get help down the road, but never returned. The blond and brunette walked the direction the redhead went, but died four days later of heat exhaustion.

A man hits a woman while driving. Whose fault is it? The mas. He was out drinking that night and shouldn't have gotten in his car in the first place.

What did the cat say to the elephant? Meow.

what did the short man say to the shoe? i sincerely hope that someone wouldn't try to carry a conversation with an inannnimate object, or else he is socially disturbed

"Do you wanna hear a funny joke?" Yeah, Sure! "A funny joke."

Knock knock Who's there? Your neighbor. I just ran over your cat.

Knock Knock. Whose There? Lettuce. Thats impossible.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 witnessed while hiding in a closit 7 rape and kill his mother.

prepares this to get negged

You are so stupid you should go to school and get an education so you are able to get a well paying job in this tough economy

You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

two nuns were driving in Transylvania when a vampire jumps out in front of their car the first nun said "show it your cross" so the secong got out of the car and yelled Get out of the way you pric!!!!

Woman's Rights

What's the difference between a wire fence and a wooden fence? You can't see through a wooden fence

Two bananas are walking down the street. One says, "Nice weather we're having, isn't it?" The other banana says, "Wait a minute, fruit can't talk." The second banana turns into a dove and promptly flies away.

What's the difference between a baby and a mushroom? One is delicious, the other is a mushroom.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.????????

So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

Me and my pet lion just took a trip to his homeland of africa. It is also worthwhile to note I'm a chronic liar.

Why did the baboon fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why did Susie fall off the swing Because she had no arms. Knock knock... Whose there... Not Susie Why did the plane crash Susie was flying it

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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