- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a mini? It is variable according to the size of each baby.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then watch the world as they wonder how you did it

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

What did Osama bin Laden say to the Navy SEALS? Nothing. There was insufficient time to hold a conversation before they shot him in the face.

Johnny walked up to his teacher one day and asked her to explain to him how babies were made. She instead whispered back to him, "Let me show you". He declined, because he wasn't prepared to be a father.

How did little Timmy die? He was ripped to shreds by a violent badger.

Why was the kid happy? Because it was his birthday.

A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

Why didn't the blonde laugh at my blonde joke? She's dead. She should of laughed at my jokes more.

What's the difference between a rock and a baby? You can't have sex with the rock.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor"

What killed the name cool? Coolio

whats red and looks like a bucket? a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket? a red bucket in disguise

Why should you paint a canoe black? Being the darkest color, it will hide dirt, scratches, and normal wear and tear on your canoe better than lighter colors.

Roses are grey Violets are gray Tulips are grey Lilly's are grey Dandelions are grey Daisy's are grey Daffodils are grey I am colour blind.

O.J. Simpson. What would you do in that situation?

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

What is brown and sticky? A stick

Why did the blond fail her math test? Because she got all the questions wrong.

There's a bunch of people standing around a retard...why is no one laughing? Its his funeral

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