Who is blue and smells like green paint? Matt Daly

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What do you call a black priest? Someone devoted to the word of god

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A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole. A spaceship enters a black hole.

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Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

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Q: What's worse than finding 1 worm in your apple? A: Finding 2 worms in your apple Q: What's worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? A: The Holocaust Q: What's worse than the Holocaust? A: Finding 3 worms in your apple!

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Two cows are in a field. One says to the other, "are you worried about this mad cow disease that's going around?" The other replies, "I'm not worried - I'm a squirrel."

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What did one hostage say to the other hostage? Hrmfhrmfphmfr

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Why do you care?

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Q:Baby, baby, baby, oooh A:Thats what she said.

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A Squirrel gets ready for hybernation. 21 You Stupid

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why did sally fall off the swing? because she had no arms. knock knock? who's there? not sally.

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How did the magician make his assistant disappear? He killed her and then cremated her body

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NAACP

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs. A pharmisict.

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Q: Why was the baby crying? A: I kicked it.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Holy crap, the garden's on fire.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because Osama Bin Laden is dead.

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What's a fail with a bowl on its head, a 30 year old, and a 5 year old at the same time? Justin Beiber

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Debating on internet is like competing in the paralympics, even if you win you're still retarded

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Why did the Mr. bunny play the piano? - His wife Lannette was ill, and her last wish before she died was for him to.

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What's black and white and black and white and black and white? A chessboard.

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Dory from Finding Nemo: "Hey, I just met you, and this is crazy- Hey, I just met you."

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do you want to hear a joke?

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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