- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the orphan get for Christmas. A key chain.

Why was the man thought to be peculiar? Because he had sex with a pistachio.

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? He is a fun-gi!!

What is the biggest fictional book ever made? Either the Bible, or the Dictionary.

>posts joke >mistaken for anti-joke

What did the homeless children get for christmas? Hypothermia

Hey my names cliff. You should drop by sometime

What's green,has 4 legs and lives in a tree? A pool table

Why did the chicken cross the road? On a fundamental level, it was pursuing evolutionary instincts, perhaps a half-bored interest in food.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

What's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

why cant monkeys swim? cause they dont have staberlizers.

What happpens when a Jew walks into a wall with a boner? He breaks his nose

Stephen hawking walks into a bar.

Roses are red Violets are blue i cant ryme or spell.

Why are you reading this joke? There is this nice 'Bad Idea T-Shirts' ad right there.

What does a bartender say to almost all of his customers? May I please see your I.D.

What's brown and sticky? 'Brown' is a colour, and 'sticky' is a consistency. Please try and use correct grammar.

Two Jews walk into a bank. They make a deposit and leave.

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