- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the father not text back? He died in a car crash

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, Everything's grey, I'm a dog.

Knock Knock? Who's there? How did you know it was me?

who looks like justin bieber and is really cool? george darling but i lied about him being cool.

How can you put 2 elephants in a bottle without touching each other. You put an elephant between them.

Q:What Did The Man Say When He Lost His Body A:Nothing He Die. Because If You Ever Lost Your Body You Would Die...

What did the farmer say when he lost his truck? Wheres my truck?

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

What's worse than waking up with cancer? Waking up dead.

Q: Why does an elephant have flat feet? A: From jumping out of trees

Roses are red, violets are blue, I slipped you some roofies You'll be out in a few

Two muffins are baking in an oven. The muffins do not talk or move, because they not living.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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What is the quickest way to a mans heart? Through his chest with a stick.

what makes reed stop talking? LYRENS SHARPENED PENCIL

Knock Knock. Who's there? .

Rick Santorum 2012

What's purple and has four wheels? A frog, except for the purple and four wheels part.

What did America get on the 11th September? 9/11

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

A doctor is delivering a baby on April fool's day. He says, "Congradulations, it's a boy." He then says,"April fools! Your child was stillborn."

A man walked into a bar There were some other people there too

Two men walk into a bar. You think the second man would have seen it.

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