- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do African-American people like fried chicken and watermelon? Because they are delicious food items.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's funny about a blond, a brunette, and a red-head, drunk in a Cadillac? Everyone knows integration is a myth.

What's worse than 10 dead babies nailed to 10 trees? 1 dead baby nailed to 10 trees.

how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood three wood

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he got hit by a bus.

Why did Mary fall off the swing. She had no arms Knock knock Whis there Not Mary.

Why do the piglets have their heads down low? Because they are ashamed that their mom is fat.

hey i just met you.... and this might just sound crazy but i have a bad case of short term memory .....were we talking????

What's red and smells like green paint? The rotting corpse of the old lady I poisoned with green paint.

What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit a talking Muffin."

what is meaningless and not fun at all? that joke

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

Why is cheese yellow? Answer: I don't know, I was hoping that you would know.

whats green and has wings ? a flying patch of astro turf

yo mama so dumb she got hit by a parked car. ~YN~

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a women. Statutory rape.

Why did the boy drowned Bc he couldn't swim

A player under the tag "KiTcHeNGuRLxGaMerZ143" got a message after finishing a map on call of duty. "lol ur good."

What happened when a man drove up to an escort and said "want to check my bags?" The escort replied "Certainly, sir" due to the fact the escort worked at a hotel.

4 black people in a car drive of a cliff. the sad thing is there was a extra seat.

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