- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you stop moles from digging in your garden? Take the shuvel away.

Did you hear about the dyslexic eye chart maker? His disability caused to him to have a difficult time at work and his production suffered because of this.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because it was DEAD!

How do you get a women stop running a marathon? You tell her that you have AIDS and she should get herself checked.

Once I asked a Chinese girl , how do I look ? . She said you Europeans all look the same .

Why do vampire's from 'Twilight' sparkle? Because it's a really bad movie.

what do you call a blond who likes human flesh a cannibal

What is Jetlag? When your computer is running too many applications in the background while you're trying to play a game of Jetman so it starts lagging.

The nurse at a hospital came out of the delivery room and chucked the baby down the hall to the father. The dad starts crying and the nurse starts laughing and said, "It's ok, it was already dead."

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What happens to a warehouse on a full moon? Nothing

So a man was walking down the street with bananas in his ears when he saw one of his friends coming the other way. When they met up the one friend asked, "Hey you know you've got bananas in your ears?" To which the man replied "What? I can't hear you, I have bananas in my ears."

Two muffins are being baked in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's starting to get really hot in here." The other muffin says, "MUFFINS CAN TALK?!"

What is funny about family guy?the jokes

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Where's Waldo? It is impractical to search for him because he's just going to get lost on another page once you find him. You assume he was murdered and get on with your life.

Your time.

A man walked into a bar. He sustained a mild concussion and a brusied pelvis

ugh good riddance

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Every seat wsa taken, and the back was her only option

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? He ate the mac and cheese before it was cool.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have a dead moose, In my basement.

If life throws you lemons, you might be dislexic

Roses are Purple Chickens are gray I'm color blind You have cancer I'll see you in hell Ba bye now

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