You might be a Redneck...if your job requires you to work long hours out in the sun and you do not take advantage of sunscreen.

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Why was Sally crying She got a high five In the face With a chair

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Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

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What is a person who can hold there breath for an hour? Dead

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I may be schizophrenic, but at least I have each other!

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Joanna walks up to a random house, knocks on the door,"Is this where the party's at?!"

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What do you call two black men in bed? Twix

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24!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who fell into an extremely deep sleep and woke up just before he choked to death on his shoe rubber.

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Why did the guy throw a clock out his window? Because he was mentally unstable and needs help.

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Womens rights.

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What is black and blue and red all over? Rihanna

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why did little johnny scream. he was getting torn to pieces

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What did the black guy, the latino guy, and the asian guy all have in common? They were all human beings

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wanna here a dirty joke? Suree A white horse fell in a mud puddle dum dumdum dum duuuuuuummmm

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Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

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No really, try this: You: Say "knock, knock" Your friend: OK, knock knock You: Who's there? Your friend: ...... [this awkward pause makes evident the fact that it has now dawned on your friend that he has to generate content for a joke that he wasn't telling in the first place]

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A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

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Your mother is so fat, when she dives into a pool, the on duty life guard blows his whistle to get her attention. He then proceeds to tell her about the dangers of diving into a pool with the depth of 5ft or less and asks her not to continue her antics. She is not pleased but decides it is best to follow the rules.

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Woman Rights

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My nigga so racist he killed a man cause he was white.

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Alcatraz is reopened only for Kevin's ma

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What is brown and sticky? A stick

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How did the fat woman survive the car accident? She had on her seat belt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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