How do you unclog a toilet? You call a plumber.

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What smells like peanut butter but looks like a penis? A penis, I lied about the peanut butter.

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Whats worse than an oompa loompa a black midget

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How many dead babies does it take to paint the side of a building? I don't know, it depends on how hard you throw them.

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how do you make old people hate eachother? put them in a night time psychology class

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The king has three daughters. One day, one of the daughters comes into his room and asks, "Father, why is my name Rose?" King replies,"well, a rose petal fell on your head when you were a baby." The next day, the second daughter comes into his room and asks,"Father, why is my name Tulip?" the king replies,"A tulip fell on your head when you were a bay." On the next day, the final daughter comes in and says, "BLAJSFUAGHASRAKKKKKK." The king says,"Shut up, Cinderblock."

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knock knock whos there? knock knock whos there knock knock you final decide to open the door to find a deaf man needing directions.

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Why did the black man fall asleep in the unemployment line? Because he was dangerously fatigued from staying up all night weeping passionately into the arms of his wife after losing his high-earning job of twenty years after the CEO of the company declared bankruptcy and finding out that his only daughter was in the hospital in critical condition after her school bus flipped off a bridge.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Pete. I'm here to tell you that your entire family just died in a car accident.

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Knock knock Who's there? No one Cool

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Justin Bieber is a good singer.

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"Knock, Knock" "who's there" "John doe" "John doe who" "I told you my my name was john doe"

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What do you call a pair of banana peels? Trash.

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What's the difference between jam and jelly? Jam is slightly more viscous and may contain bits of fruit.

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Why did the girl lose her appetite She was stabbed repeatedly with a switch blade.

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Sticks and stones may break my bones and they can also break cars.

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Nicolas Cage's acting.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

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rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

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i can't stand cripple jokes

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What happened to the white girl who dropped her ice cream? She bought another one.

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What do you call a joke without a punchline?

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Knock Knock Who's there? I said who's there? The man opens the door to find there was no one there and begins to shake in fear as his schizophrenia is getting worse.

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What is the answer to number 7 on the test? Time for you to get a watch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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