- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the chicken cross the road? Chickens live in farms, they don't cross roads.

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? A jew is a person contending to the faith of Judaism, and a pizza is an Italian flat normally round or square baked good consisting of dough, tomato sauce, cheese and various spices, and is sometimes enjoyed with toppings such as meat or vegetables

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

What's big, red, has green and puple spots and responds to "here boy"? Nothing, not to my knowledge anyway!

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Why was the duck in jail? For Smoking...Quack!!

Why is the sky blue? Because bicycles have two tires

What did the prostitute say to the nun? It's nice to see you again, Sister.

Beth got an aunt farm for her birthday.

What do you call a white man in the middle of Mexico City? Dave.

What did Snichols do when he murdered his ex-partner who became a lesbian? The ass dance.

Why did the house get trashed? Cause the babysitter was a rooster

How do you make a mimer to speak? Shot him in both knees and cut of he's ear

What happened to the baby bird? It fell out the nest

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the dog that was chasing it.

whats worse than the holocaust? 2 holocausts. whats worse than 2 holocausts? i rotten banana. whats worse than a rotten banana? 2 rotten bananas.

Who saw 9/11 as a miracle? The undertakers

a robber walks into a bank. he steals everything and kills the guards

Whats worse than jizzing while your on a date? Shitting in you pants while your on a date.

what do you call a guy that has a mouth, but cannot speak? a poor freshman who has been commanded by a Senior not to speak.

Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colorblind

How do you get a boy out of bed, you cut off his fingers.

What happens when you mix a black guy and a chinese guy. A disfigured man

A man goes to the doctor. The doctor says, I'm sorry but you have about four to six months to live. The man goes home and checks his million dollar life insurance policy.It expires in three months.

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