- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're smart... And I can tell a joke.

Q: How do you kill an Asian? A: Deprive of calculator or shoot it.

Knock knock Who's There..... Guess who's coming Who's coming Me inside you !

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jahova's witnesses.

Nicholas Salek did not write the message below. It was a joke one of his mates played!!

What's worse than a Wasp at a picnic? Two wasps at a picnic. What's worse than two wasps at a picnic? A serial rapist. What's worse that a serial rapist? Three wasps at a picnic.

How do you make a fireman cry??? Kill His Family

ass in my face ? no

Knock Knock. Who's there? The police. The police who? The POLICE, now open the god damn door!

Jesus: I will return. Hitler: Well I am back... Nazi as in Nazireth Bush: As I said I was elected by Gawd. Me: What? What about me? Seriously why did I put myself here? Id have three bullets with them in a room, and id still shoot you six times.

There was a man on a park bench and he saw a duck fly by so he decided to go and see what it was up to. He saw that it was just going for a swim in a near by pond. He died 2 years ago of auto erotic asphyxiation because of a common fetish.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? My cheese

WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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if bob has 400 pieces of chocolate and eats 200 chocolates how many does he have left. none he died from diabetes

Knock knock? Who's there? Llama. Llama who? Llamas aren't racist unlike that bastard Ann Coulter. That's why they can get a carrot up the ass and she can't.

Why cant madeleine mccann play ps3? ive only got an xbox

Why couldn't Jimmy drive the tractor? Because he didn't have any arms or legs. Why didn't he have any arms or legs? Because Jimmy was a Potato.

How many vampires does it take to change a lightbulb. None, Vampires do not exist

Why weren't there any black people at the book sale? Black people don't read.

what did the dog say? dogs can't talk therefore he said nothing

What did the booger say the other booger? "Is he picking on you again"

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