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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the iraqi woman bury her wedding ring in the ground? because it's the only way she could properly pay respect to the death of her husband who recently died in a group suicide bombing.

why was the boy sad He had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What did the one bagpiper say to the other? Nothing, one cannot speak while playing the bagpipes.

You know what they say about a guy with big feet? He wears large socks and has big shoes.

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? because he was dead

Knock knock Who's there? I eat myp.

Why did the train crash? Because the conductor was a cucumber.

Three moose were in the middle of the road. They were then shot by a maniac hunter.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

knock knock who's there? i eat mop I eat mop who?

A black man went to jail while a white man received $200 dollars. They were playing a friendly game of monopoly.

A caterpillar walks into a bar. I don't know how he opened the door.

1: Ask if I'm a truck. 2: Uh... Are you a truck. 1: No.

why was the chinese man so good at math it was his favorite subject

why did the man jump off the building? to commit suicide.

A man walks into a bar He is STD positive.

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Why does batman wear a mask? Because if he didn't every enemy would know who he was, go to his house a brutally murder him.

Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar. Homo-sexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual panda just have piece?

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Chicken penis.

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