What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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A daring man proclaimed "Well, here goes nothing!" as his FaceBook status, and all his friends were annoyed.

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What do you call a group of black people? A group, you racist.

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What do you call a black priest? A black priest

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what did the asain have for dinner? A: rice

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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A Black man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder and the bar tender says " thats something weird you got there". The parrot says "yeah i found it on the street".

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I had a dream, then i died in it and now i'm dead but who cares, how are you ?

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yo mama is so fat she is 1 candy bar away from dieing

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I never asked for this.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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A Mexican and a Black man are in a car. Who's driving? The police officer.

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what does a blonde say when she walks into a bar? ouch

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Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ''Yes. No. Yes. No.''

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What's silent but deadly? Limnic Eruption.

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where wally? wallys a myth.

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Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

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why did the lady fall on the ground? The cord for the parachute was cut by her husband

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Women's rights

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Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins

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Here's a little diddy I wrote for One Direction: Now One Direction, don't forget that we all know About the antics that you pull at your own live shows Like you take your own lyrics and give 'em a swerve Now they either make no sense or make you sound like pervs And Liam, why you swiping cameras and phones? What you need a girl's number cause you're crusin alone? And another thing, it's a frickin spoon for God's sake What did this thing impale your puppy with a giant frickin stake? And so One Direction, we now all think That in about a year, y'all are gonna go N*SYNC and disappear cause N*SYNC isn't around any...aw you know!

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TOBUSCUS

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just sit down and dont be a Jew

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there is a black guy riding a bicycle. he is extremely skilled on it and says he has never fallen off.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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