What's it called when Justin Bieber has sex? Sex. The specific person partaking in sexual intercourse does not change the term used to describe it.

What's green and has wheels? Boogers on a skateboard.

If no means yes and yes means no, what is yes? Yes

12 sea cows waddle into a bar... Yea, I bet, you'd like to hear the end of that one.

What did the farmer say to the cow on the roof? Get off the roof.

What's the difference between Cindy Crawford and a Snickers bar? Nothing. One is a mediocre actress, the other is a peanut based bar of chocolate confectionary.

Woman rights.

You are so average that, if you entered an average contest, you'd come in middle place.

A family's house was possessed by ghosts causing them great fear and discomfort. Who are they gonna call? A real estate agent.

If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream in the oven. Ha ha ha ha

Once upon a time, there was a a loving couple. When they first kissed, the girl's heart skipped a beat, but it wasn't because of love. It was a heart murmur. She died. The end.

Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

Why does Polly want a cracker? Because meth is too intense.

Jason Connor.

Q: What did one candle say to the other? A: Nothing, the mere thought of candles being able to possess the ability of speech is preposterous beyond any of the highest capabilities known to man.

what do kallum and joel have in common they both work at club getaway

Why did the boys uncle stop calling him? His uncle died of cancer 3 months ago.

why are black people so good at basketball? because they understand the fundamentals, work hard at becoming better, and have fun playing the game/

What's the difference between an ostridge? It can neither fly.

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What's the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? I'll eat Megan Fox before I fuck her.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and is incapable of going to down stairs without aid.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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