1 man walks up to a tiger and eats cheese toast with brownies and butter and wonders about the stars the end james

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What do you call a black man who works in a ice-cream truck? A Ice-Creem Man

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What has four wheels and smells like an asshole? YOU.

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what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

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why did the slytherin cross the road twice? ... because they are double-crossers.

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What did the black kid get for his birthday?

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whats Mario's favorite kind of jeans? Denim, denim, denim.

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why did the boy trip off a cliff? because he was clumsy.

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If you and Chuck Norris have five dollars you both have the same amount of money.

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dur dur dur dur said the child born during an earthquake

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A black man went on the bus and sat down next to a white man. The white man looked up from his magazine and stared at the black man. They then chit-chatted and enjoyed their trip.

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A man says to a woman, "hey, bitch, shut your fucking mouth you goddamn hooker." Most hookers are used to it.

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A Jewish guy walked into a bar... and said "ow"

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Q. What does a blonde and beer bottles have in common? A. Nothing. Blonde is a hair color and beer bottles are inanimate objects used to contain various brands of beer.

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There is a cat with a collar animal control takes of the coller and and says who cares it's not Our fault there cat is an outdoor cat the girl who lost her cat was crying all year long spending all her money wishing for her cat back and wishing that there was no such thing as animal control That girl was me and I'm against animal control

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A woman walks into a cave, and the entrance collapses. She spends two days in the cave. She comes close to death, due to lack of nutrition, but is thankfully rescued by a dog walker. She spends several days in hospital recovering. The experience really opens her eyes to life, and she learns not to take her loved ones for granted, and to really make the most of her life. Finally she is allowed to go home. The next day, she is hit by a bus.

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How are JFK and Jimmy Neutron similar? They both had brain blasts.

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A Pilot

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A Jew and a Nazi walk into a bar... 1 year later they are married with a baby on the way

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roses are brown, violets are brown, who the hell sh** on my garden?

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Why did the child get cancer? Because there was a family history of it.

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What do u call a black man in the middle of a crowd of white men? A rare sighting of a black man trying to go to colledge.

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some of these so called "anti-jokes" are real joke s- they don't belong on anti-joke. they are very funny but are traditional jokes that use cliched non-sequitor as punchlines.

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Anti Joke

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