- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Deadly cancer.

Roses are red violets are blue you're the middle child no one cares about you

Who has fair skin, blonde hair and is African? Stefan.

What does Snoop dog wash his clothes with Bleach

Women's rights

Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? (NO) Neither have I!

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? The Batmobile only seats one, you'll have to take the bike Boy Wonder.

Why did the orange fall asleep? Because its never awake.

what happens when you put samuel jackson on a plane with snakes? They make a movie

whats big, black and red all over? My mom when its that time of the month

Why did the guy crash his car? Because he didn't want to crash his truck.

What do you call a cow climbing a tree? Amazing. How many cows have you seen climbing trees?

What's funny about the old man who got stabbed? Nothing... you're a sick person!

Knock, Knock Who's there? Anti-Joke Delivery Service. Oh, just leave it by the door.

A midget walks into a bar. No one cares.

What do you call a guy with no hands working in a hat store? larry

What's inside that man's house? Atoms.

What do you do when you have those days where you feel that you go back three damn steps for every step you take towards your goal? DUUUUUH! You turn your back, see? Now you are getting three steps at the right direction for every right one! LOGIC!

what did the girl who's father was murdered do at her wedding? not have a father daughter dance.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the results of his AIDS test

Why did the cow cross the road? He was in the moooooooood.

A moose walks into a grocery store. It goes up to the clerk and asks, "do you guys have any potatoes?" the clerk replies oh yeah they're in isle... Ooooh wait a second. You're a moose. The moose responds, "Yes, indeed I am." The clerk then says "Oh ok, isle seven."

Why did little Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

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