You know what they called Obama in highschool? Nigge*

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Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

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Sticks and stones can break my bones And words can make me lonely

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What's worse than the unwarrented death of six milliion Jews? The death of six million and one Jews

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John - hey do you have tickets to see Oasis? Sam - No I bought green day tickets intead. John rolls his eyes at sam very dissapointedly then proceeds to go home. The next day Sam phones John excitedly telling him he traded his Green day tickets for Oasis tickets, a smile appears on Johns and Sams faces, not that they can see each other, they both then put the phone down. An African died. Green Day are a bad band.

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A priest, a rapist, and a pedophile walk into a bar. That was just the first person.

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I have Alzheimer's, i pee out gold, racoons

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Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

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How do you starve a blonde? You tie them up and deprive them of any food.

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What did the little boy with cancer say right before he died? Nothing. He was very sick, and could not speak during the last few weeks of his life.

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Your mother is so black...because she recently suffered a horrible accident with fire and has irreparable skin damage.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then rushed to the emergency room for severe blunt force trauma to the head and multiple cranial fractures. After years of mental therapy the man re-gains full cerebral capabilities and is extremely cautious to keep an eye out for potentially dangerous bars that present a threat to his fragile reconstructed skull.

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Hi, this is Luke. Luke, I am your father. I burned my father's body after he died saving my life on a large space station. You're not my father, stop calling.

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oooh look a banshee

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What did a fireman say to his wife right after they got ran over by a stampede of bulls? nothing.... they were dead.

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A man is on a date. His philandering causes a bitter divorce.

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Did you hear about the man with 3 balls? He liked tennis

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Why did Amy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Amy

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What's worst than the Holocaust? No Wi-Fi

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What do you call a black guy selling drugs? A pharmicist.

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What has two legs and is red all over? Half a cat

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

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Why did the blonde fail her driving test? She was paralyzed and had down syndrome.

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What do you call this? A sentence in English.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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