Knock knock Whos there? FUS ROH DAH

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Why did Hitler kill himself? Cause he couldn't afford to pay the gas bill.

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A man walks into a bar. His alcohol dependency is tearing his family apart.

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what do obama and terrorist have in common -they are both human

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Why a polar bear fell over? He drank so much

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Narrator: A ghost walks into a church. It is a Jewish church during a Friday night service. Huh. That ghost looks a lost like Hitler. Oh crap, everyone run for your lives! Stranger: GHOSTBUSTERS! Narrator: what, the, heck? Ghostbuster: let's kill some ghosts! Wait a minute. Adolf, is that you? Hitler ghost: John? Ghostbuster: Adolf, Buddy! Narrator:...... Hitler ghost: Hey, John! Wanna grab a drink? Ghostbuster: sure. let's get out of here. Narrator: This joke has officially lost all meaning. I don't even know why I'm submitting it any more! And get this! I AM HALF JEWISH!

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A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

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You've heard of take your child to work day, but I bet you haven't heard of 9/11- take your plane to work day

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whats brown and sticky? a four week dead uunborn african child...

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You are in an airplane, and you have 500 bricks. You throw one out the door. How many do you have? 499. What are the 3 steps to putting an elephant in a fridge? 1-open the door,2-put the elephant in,3-close the door. How do you put a giraffe in the fridge? You open the door, take the elephant out, put the giraffe in, and shut the door. The lion king is having a party for all the animals… which one didn't go? The giraffe, it's in the fridge. An old lady is trying to cross an alligator infested river. She makes it over. How? The alligators are at the party. She dies anyway. How? She gets hit by the brick you threw out of the window.

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Saying "MY MOM" everyone time ur asked a question

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the WNBA

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yo mamas so fat... she's a map on call of duty

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, due to the lack of details, there could be many reasons, such as the possibility that there was a cornfield on the other side, he got scared by a loud noise behind him and ran across the street, or just plain old curiosity, but whatever it may be, right now, we do not know the cause.

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all muslims get the fuck out of britain you fucks

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Do you play piano? No

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Why does jim never go to McDonalds? his wife got shot there.

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Sarah Palin, George Bush Jr and Glenn Beck are having a massive orgy with an illegal mexican immigrant, a member of the NAACP and an empathetic selfless homosexual democrat...no condoms were used because only felatio and cunilingus was being performed...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHO CARES!!

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what is fat, sweaty, and italian? Italians

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Paul howley can't drive, phahahaha

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his whole family

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What did the person do at the stop sign? Stop

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "How's it going?" The man replies, "Bless you." The man walks out of the bar, as his peers realize he was honest when he told them a week earlier that he had autism.

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Anti Joke

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