I dont know, are you a tomato?

What happened to the clown that touched the kid? The clown got honked up

your mum

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? 27

Ipod to earbuds: "hey buds" earbuds response: "sup player"

Why did the man not go to church? He was an atheist.

WHAT'S LESS THAN 0? FIONN'S DIGNITY AFTER HENRY'S

How do you get a baby into a bowl? Use a blender. How do you get the baby out of the bowl? Tortilla chips.

What did the kid say when he fell of a cliff and met Tom jones? Hi

Q: Do you know what really makes me smile? A: Facial Muscles.

shut up iggy

Knock knock Who's there Police

Black Person Eating Fried Chicken

sometimes i wonder why is the frisbee getting bigger? then it hits me

Why are you late? Sorry, I would have been here sooner, only I wasn't.

What did the kid with no arms, no legs, and cancer get for his birthday? A: Polio.

Call of Duty is Awesome So is fingering a dead lion with an iron dildo

Why did Gus go to the HC? Because he got high off his ass.

What color was the duck? It had one foot.

Why was seven afraid of eight? Because eight nine ten.

Deadly cancer.

How are contortionists so flexible? They stretch.

Knock Knock Who's there? Nobel Nobel who? There was no bell, that's why I'm knocking you idiot

Knock Knock! Who's there? Jeff. I don't know anyone by the name of Jeff. Please leave my property immedaitely.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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