- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Girls got to Jupiter to get more stupider. Boys go to Mars to build a sophisticated civilization.

What do you call a black man at the front of a bus? A bus driver

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

There once was a man from Peru, who dreamed he swallowed his shoe. But it turns out his dream was real, and he died because he could not digest a whole shoe.

Why wasn't the old woman sitting on the porch? Because she got raped by a big scorpian.

what do you call a man with three eyes and eleven fingers? his name

A Palestinian and an Israeli both board a plane at the same time. They exchange awkward glances and take seats at different ends of the plane.

Why is Helen Keller a bad driver? Because her inability to see or hear makes her an extremely dangerous road hazard.

Q; Why to did the chef jump off of a cliff wearing an Elmo suit? A; Because he felt like it. It;s a free country

Chad Wolbert is retarded.

Why did the Kitty stop meowing? Because its dead.

You spent your time reading this and realized there was no joke.

Why was the black man scared of the chainsaw? Because his father was killed by one when he landed on it when he fell of his ladder that was holding him up while he was cutting the limbs of a tree.

Why wasn't my T.V. on? Because I didn't have a remote.

why did the plane crash? because fenton was driving it..."THE DEER HAD TO DIE"

Q:Why did the chicken cross the road A:He didn't he was tortured then killed and turned into a sandwich that you can buy for the price of $1.00

Jenny tried out for the school play. She got a callback the next day. Her father had died.

what happens if you set micheal jackson on fire nothing he is 6 feet under incased in concrete if he wasnt hed melt

what do you call gingers ugly.

Hehe and Haha are best friends. One day, Haha died. What did Hehe do? He said "Haha! you died!"

9/11, Amanda Todd, Adalia Rose, Cancer, Swag, Yolo, Disco, anything Southern, Nazi's, and Police officers walk into a bar Everyone stares because these are mildly offensive things.

Why did the boy laugh? Mr Tickle was his babysitter

1. Why did sally fall of the swing? -because she had no arms. 2.Knock Knock -Who's there? Not sally.

What is scary? Obama might get reelected.

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