The gay man came out of the closet.....Not that he wanted the world to know about his alternative lifestyle but because he is fairly wealthy and keeps his trousers on hangers in the rear of his walk in closet.

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a man walked into a bar ouch

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What do you get when you cross a fan with a child? A mess that you now have to clean up.

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She is so fast We call her Email Instead of Emily...

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what's brown and sticky? a stick.

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These Jokes suck.

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How many Jews does it take to fix a gas leak?...

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What's funnier than 68? Will ferrel

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have you seen Britney Spears lately? no. i wouldn't expect you to since she is a pop sensation and you are just a regular person trying to find your way in this world

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What's the best Medieval job? A Jester because you get to play with balls all day.

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like a someboyyyyyyyyyyyy

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what is the difference between a park bench and a black guy? the park bench is an inanamite object and doesn't have feelings

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

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Roses are grey, violets are grey, I am color blind.

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This is a sentence. This is also a senctence.

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so a horse walks into a bar right, and he goes up to the bartender, and the bartender being a smartass says why the long face(get because hes a horse), and the horse says his wife is dying of lung cancer, child services are taking his kids away , and im addicted to crack and that is why i have a long face the bartender then gives him the next round for free and the the horse dies of alchohol poisoning

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I was looking out the window on a Sunday morning. The coffee was fresh, and the air was moist. I had recieved a phone call last night on the contents of a briefcase that was to be left on my front door today. The explination was vague, and I was told to enjoy my last day. Then I died.

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What happens when batman jumps off the top of a building? His fake wings fails and he dies upon impact of the ground.

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How do you stop a dog from humping your leg? Pick it up and suck its dick.

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knock knock get lost!

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A man walks into a bar. He sits down and orders a drink from the bartender. The bartender gets it for him and says "Here you go." The man then says "Thank you." The man then starts to drink his drink, and appreciates the fine quality of the drink. Afterwards, he finishes the drink, and decides to leave the bar and go home.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs hanging on a wall? A: Art.

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So a horse walks into a bar, animal service is called and after being unable to locate the owner he is put down.

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Why cant African children read? While there are many contributing factors the largest would probably be the lack of a standardized education system mainly due to the logistical factors involved in reaching so many wide spread communities. Also the current economic climate and general disregard for civilians by the governments in these area would suggest that the states' focus would be on other issues besides the welfare of their citizens, this is probably similar to other countries in similar situations such as middle eastern, eastern european, and latin and south america. Then again, not really being educated on this issue in almost any way, has probably contributed to a broad generalization, and so the premise of this joke is most likely flawed in any case.

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