- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There once was a man from nantucket. But he moved to California after he won the State lottery.

Whats the difference between a jewish man wearing a fedora and glass of almond milk? Ones a glass of almond milk.

What did the man do when he was tired Nothing he went to bed

pickle juice?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Yo mamas so stupid that she received slightly below average in her latest maths test

I want to stick ma dick in a big bowl o puddin'

A Man: Why does it seem as though you always find what you need in the last place you look? Another Man: Probably because you don't continue to look.

What happened when the boys visited Penn State? They got toured around campus and decided that it would be their future college.

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

Your mother is so bad at cooking that people often remark on how bad at cooking she is.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie.

What did the sushi say to the bee? Nothing, a piece of sushi can't talk and a bee wouldn't listen, stupid.

Why did the guy fly? Because he steped on a landmine

What did the Africans get for dinner? Nothing.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

Civil Rights.

Hear the one about the deaf guy? Neither has he.

A Kid goes to Band Camp and comes back distinctly better at the Trumpet.

Womens rights.

whats the same about a spider and a grape? they both have eight legs, except for the grape.

your mommas so fat because she has diabetes

How long would it take for a clock to reach 12 It depends on which 12 it is going to land on and which time zone you are in but yet most clocks are not correct so it is very hard to tell

What's black and blue and hates anal? The twelve year old in my trunk

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