maths is annoying!!! LIKE if you agree!!!!! :D

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Why doesn't the South Pole war veteran remember the name of his child? He is a penguin and could care less about naming his children. Why doesn't the penguin on the North Pole remember the name of his child? There are no penguins on the North Pole.

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What do you call shark with no dorsal fin? Unused ingredients for soup.

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Zach Barlow

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KASEEM IS CRAP AT GEARS OF WAR THIS IS NOT A JOKE ITS TRUE (FACT) PLAYSTATION IS BETTER THEN XBOX (BIGGEST JOKE EVER) IV HAD BOTH, SO SHUT UP PS3 BOYS AKA GIRLS

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If a tree falls in the forest and nobody is around, does anyone really care?

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? get in the car

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what does gum eat ? gum you idiot!

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What's worse than dropping you ice-cream cone? Signing your post on Anti-joke.com

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How do 5 gay teenagers walk? In 'One Direction"

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A man made a sandwich.

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What's the difference between a cup of tea and a polar bear? A polar bear is a bear whilst a cup of tea is a beverage

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What's black and bleeding? Who cares?

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Roses are red, Violets are VIOLET!

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A gay guy and a blind man walk into a bar. It's a gay bar. The blind man is also gay.

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knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock knock zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz knock kock ding dong ding di-ding dong zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sigh weeeeeeeeeewooooooooooooooooo zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz hey yo wake up zzz-oh-huh-what-whos there i've been yelling for like five minutes oh sorry jim will you let me in already all right

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A brown haired girl and a blonde girl are driving through a cornfield. Because of this illegal activity, they are sent to court and given 8 years in the state prison.

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Q: How did the black man die? A: He got hit by a car, and we all know that this is painful.

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- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

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A: Knock Knock! B: Who's There? A: I Am...

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Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He lacked the required muscular, integumentary, and nervous systems required to do so (among other essential bodily systems).

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roses are red voilets are blue my dog stinks and so do you!

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Why did the black guy flunk out of school? Because his socio-economic conditions and his lack of support from his parents didn't provide optimal learning conditions.

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I had a date. She was a pegasister. Since MLP was magical, I disappeared.

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