- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call 10 mexicans standing in a line? It's probably a lunch line for a taco vendor. And even this is just a coincidence. Everybody loves tacos.

What's long, black, and sticky? Licorice.

What's Mexico's favorite sport? Cross Country

A: We're eating you for breakfast today. B: Thank you, I'll have my arm.

Stephen Walking.

A penguin walks into a bar and orders a beer................ PENGUINS DON'T WALK OR TALK

What did Super man say when the bullets didn't hurt him? That didn't hurt.

What did the white doctor say to the black doctor? We both went to medical school.

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

What did the judge say to the midget when he sent him to jail ? Stop beating your wife

What's the shittiest thing ever ? Poop.

- Are you thinking what I'm thinking B1? - No.

Two fish are in a tank. One says to the other, "You man the guns, i'll drive."

Coffee just isn't his cup of tea.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says why the long face. The horse, unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

Why was the baby crying? Because you repeatly hit it in the face with a brick, you sick freak.

Who did the Vampire bite? No one because vampires aren't real.

Why would you ever buy an antijoke book? BECAUSE ANTIJOKES ARE F***ING AWESOME!!!

What's worse than spending time with your girlfriend? Nothing.

A black man, Jew, and Asian walk into a bar... What does the bartender say? get out.

There is a black guy, British guy, and a Spanish guy in a room. Wait that'll never happen, black people hate Spanish people.

why was 6 afraid of 7? because he's a pussy.

ring ring young man: dad? mom's dead? woman: i think you dialed the wrong number young man: .......oh im sorry, you're absolutely right, silly me! woman: don't worry about it. young man: (chuckles) click

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