The mighty wizard said "come fourth cowardly lion and receive bravery" but he came fifth and got absolutely nothing. Todo came fourth and got the bravery.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is impossible to tell because we cannot communicate with chickens, but we can assume there was something of interest over there.

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Why was the little girl crying? Her father has been abusing her and her mother for a year now.

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Why did the zuccini fly? I was in an acid trip.

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-Wanna hear a joke? -Not really -Oh

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how do you make a cat blink? strike him with a hammer.

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how come so many people die every year due to starvation? They don't have enough food and there aren't nearly enough spider monkeys in North America.

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Worst joke ever

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What's the difference between Hitler and Kim Jong Il? Hitler's German

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jimmy carr walks into a tax office.

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Roses are Red Lemons are Sour Pull Down Your Pants And Give Me an Hour

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How many men does it take to screw a light bulb? One, men will screw anything.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse thus lacking cognitive capacity to speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and promptly shits on the floor then gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

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A guy walks into a bar. He was an alcoholic and it was destroying his family.

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Pi = Pie, something everybody likes.

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What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

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Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off and his body was never recovered. Repeat then handled the funeral planning.

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What's the best way to pick up girls? Lift with your legs, not your back.

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Why did the man's legs start shaking when he saw the attractive women? There was an earthquake

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Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

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How do you call a black man selling fruits ? Yes, but I'm not sure

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How did the girl with no arms fall out the window? I pushed her.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock-knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

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Two Guys walk into a bar; the second one should have seen it coming.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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