- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

a man i knew who was a real jerk was about to drive home drunk. i was trying to stop him, but then he punched me in the face. i let him through. he died that night. i texted him all the way

is your refrigerator running? yeah oh, ok. just making sure your food doesn't spoil

Once upon a time there was man named Bob. He liked bacon. So he ate some. And he like it. So he got some more and ate it. Then he went an played THE GAME.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

What is it called when a whole bunch of black people run down a hill? A race.

Q. what did the white man say to the black man? A. hello

What do you call a qoman with 10 kids? A mother with 10 kids

Why did the chicken cross the road? -Why? I don't know,I'm asking you the question.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

this girl died

How do you stop a bird from flying? Shoot it with a harpoon gun.

Why was the boy stuck? He's under a tree.

Why do women why perfume and make up? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

Why did the child cry? It was beat up and thrown in a trashcan.

Why did the girl fall off the swing Because she had no arms Why did the boy drop his ice cream Because he was hit by a truck. and geuss who was driving the truck? The girl with no arms

Knock knock Who is there Banana Banana who Knock knock Who's there Banana Banana who Knock knock WHO'S THERE orange ...orange who Orange you glad I'm a cop here to tell you your family died in a horrible mask murdering and didn't say bannana again?

What time is it? Refrigerator

1. Whats the difference between an orange? 2. Finish your sentence asshole.

So there was a blond, a brunette, and a red-head. They walked out of the salon very happy with their respective dye jobs.

How do you scare a bonde? tell her you want to be her uterus?

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

they sent me too your moms house and 9 months later you are here

My tractor broke down.

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