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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hooker say to her employer after 1 hour....you owe my $20

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

A guy walks into a toilet store and there are 3 left 1is silver 1 is wood and 1 talks he took the one that talks. the next day he is shitting and he hears the toilet "do you see what i see

knock, knock whos there the police your son was the victim of a cruel homocide

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. I ate it.

Q: What is wrong on many different levels? A: Rape on an elevator.

What did the blonde say to the man when he asked her what time it was? 6:34 pm

what did the soccer player say when he missed a penalty? damnit.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a date-rapist

A man comes to a fork in the road. He then looks around then proceeds to pick it up, puts it in his pocket, then continues walking down the road as if nothing had happened.

Hitler: Ve shud vork togeza and place stategic bombs overr your island. Castro: You are dead.

Wanna hear a funny joke? I can't think of one at the moment...

A man walks in a barn. He lifts his bucket of food and starts feeding his horses.

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in the front of his pants. He is given some very strange looks from the patrons both due to the fact that he has a steering wheel in his pants and because people wearing traditional pirate garb are a rarity.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. Because, often, friends go out together in social situations.

What did the blind boy get for Christmas? The same toys from last year.

-What do you call it when a female and male are together? - A very serious relationship.

What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, oceans and beaches are both not alive, thus incapable of speech and feeling emotions

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Q: What's white, black, and red all over? A: The yellow brick road

A horse walk into the bar, the bar tender asked, why the long face the horse unable to understand English takes a shit and walk away.

Badgers are cool

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests? Worth more points.

What's the difference between dead babies and Christmas lights? I don't have Christmas lights hanging on my Christmas tree...

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