why did summer hit the child because the child is jackson

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Why did the leprechaun cross the road? If you still believe in leprechauns, you need to see a doctor.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I thought I was ugly But then I met you

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What did the white man say to the muslim? Hi

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Why did the man eat his hat? Autism.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says "I wont serve you." The black man says, "Why? Is it because of the color of my skin?" The bartender says, "No, its because your wearing a suit and on the front door it says no people in suits are allowed." So the black man took off his suit and was kindly served.

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Yo' momma's so fat, she has an increased risk of cardiovascula disease and may die.

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what did the parapelegic (limbless) kid get for his birthday? Heart failure

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Do you know what my favorite rhetorical question is?

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what do you call a newborn baby? anything you want.

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"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You're not that bad...you're still better at giving hand jobs than your dad is."

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what did the apple say to the orange? nothing, stupid, apples can't talk

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What do you call a guy who can't get a girlfriend? Me.

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Why did the baby die? Abortion

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Why did the cow have a pain in his stomach. It has testicular cancer.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a road? One you put tar on and the other one is a road

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

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Straight men can be bronies.

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What do you call a mexican working at Taco Bell? An intelligent young man who recently graduated from high school, but due to his family's lack of money, he cannot pay for college, which is one of the reason's why he is working. He also needs money becuase he has a child on the way, due to his poor choice of not using protection while having intoxicated relations with his girlfriend. I wish him the best of luck!

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"Hey guys lets have a standing obviation." No one else stands....

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Their, they're, there You're, your

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I like my coffee how I like my women. Without a penis. - Blake Woodman

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Were did Suzie go after the bombing? A: everywere

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven had an extra penis.

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