Curiosity killed the cat and was sentenced to prison for animal abuse.

What's the difference between a pen and a tiger? Believe it or not they are both not a cantaloupe.

Why is America such a great place to live? It's not North Korea.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a registered sex offender.

What did the iceberg say when Titanic crashed on it? "Yeah!"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? I t was dead. Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the monkey.

What happened to the man who worshiped Satan when he died? He died.

I like to use vasoline during sex. I put it on the doorknob so she can't escape.

What happened when john pelted susie with a rock? she had a temporary concusion, needed eight stitches and John was grounded

how many jews can you fit in a volkenswagen? 2 jews in the front 2 jews in the back 15 jews in the ashtray

How do you make a doctor cry? Kill his family.

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Man 1: Your lifes a joke Man 2: Your talking to yourself Man 1 klled himself Man 2 had cancer

Knock knock Who's there? A penguin A penguin who? Just kidding, a penguin could never survive in this climate, I'm mark and was wondering if I could give you an estimate on some new siding

When is a door not a door? Never. a door is always a door. it cannot be anything else.

Sticks and stones may break my bones... and my pistol will kill you.

How could you ever watch a man hit another man and say nothing? UFC is on at 9:00pm.

wsedrtyujiKFKJKLEFL;LKJRG Blame the economy. Don't hit me, I'm a girl! EQUAL RIGHTS, EQUAL RIGHTS!

What's worse than losing something? Dieing.

What is worse than running away from a rapist? Getting raped by a rapist.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What is the square-root of pi? ?pi

What do you call a one eyed hippo? A do-you-think-he-potamus

Got no dick? Then you're probably a girl.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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