A Jew! Bless you.

A Jewish man walked into a.............................................................................................................................................. ................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................car

How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't.

Your mama is so fat she suffered from diabetes and died of heart failure .

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn’t get to cross the road. Halfway through the crossing, it was hit by a car and turned into roadkill. Then a family of black people picked it up and turned it into fried chicken.

OHIO DRIVERS.......THAT IS ALL......

A human walked into a bar, The bartender quacked, "quack quack quack" The human wondered why all the patrons and the bartender were ducks, so he left the bar, before his head spontaneously exploded.

A black man walks in to a bar and says ouch! A jewish man walks in to a bar and later sews that same bar for he and the black mans injurys.

A blonde walks into a bar... Typical

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

I went river dancing once. I fell in

Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

Dani barton from bob chuckles

amy baked 35 sugar cookies and ate 25, what does she have now? diabetes.

There once was a man from Kentucky...then he raped everyone in sight... THE END

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

Q: What's Black and White and Red All Over? A: This is a logical fallacy. If something is "Red All Over," it is implied that no other color can be showing. Thus, whatever innate Black and/or Whiteness was formerly attributed to said object will now have been inherently obfuscated by its Redness.

Wanna hear a joke..... Corey Jacobs Scrotum!

Q: what do you call a drunk blond? A: a cab

knock! knock! whos there!?! abandoned baby!

3 friends are out camping. One says to the other "It sure is a great day to go fishing." The other says "Yes indeed." The third one says "I agree." After a few minutes of hiking, they go to lake and begin fishing.

What did the doctor say to the little boy? Pull down your pants and cough.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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