- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he needed to get to the store across the street.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It's coop was faulty and thus it escaped.

Why was six afraid of seven? because seven had diarrhea

Roses are red Violets are blue your mum is fat and so are you

Women's rights.

If dropped from the same height, which hits the ground first an apple or a baby? the apple because the baby has a rope tied around its neck

what happened after 9/11?? 9/12.

A baby gets hit by a bus.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? It's illegal to eat the Jew.

What's the difference between a murcielago and a dead baby ? I don't have a dead baby in my garage. 8-)

What did the Russian scientist say to the British scientist when he saw two black guys enter a strip club? "Two black guys entered the strip club"

What does Tourettes Syndrome have in common with short term memory loss? I DON'T FREAKING REMEMBER.

What did the 10 year old luekemia patient get for christmas? Dead parents

Roses are red I have a phone,no texts me am forever alone~The Jokers

knock knock come in

crap!!

Why did the airplane crash? It was hit by a flying refrigerator.

Q. You know what sucks A. Being an orphan

What did Delaware? A coat.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? I don't know it depends on how hard you throw them.

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

What did the little gril with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What's purple and in my hand? Nothing i was lying about the purple

Two men walk into a bar. They get drunk.

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