Win and Beau have no friends

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What's better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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hi do you like guitars? cool i dont

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How many average men does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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My dog has no dictionary. How does he spell terrible?

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Little Johnny was always bullied at school. Everyday he would get picked on by the same kid, Todd. Todd was a red-headed bully with no discipline. Johnny one day went home and started crying. His father asked the little boy, "Jonny why are you crying?" John replied, "I keep getting bullied". His father stood up and told him, "You must become a big man and step up to him and tell him how you feel. It will surprise him and he will then back off. It always works." Johnny then felt inspired. Later that night he started practicing what he will say in the mirror. By the next morning he felt like he was ready. Johnny was confident about himself for once. He walked up to Todd and told him, "I'm tired of your bullying and next time you will regret it!!". Todd looked surprised and had his jaw opened. Todd then said, "I'm sorry Johnny I didn't know you felt that way." Johnny looked confused. "Here come with me and I'll buy us ice cream". When they went to go get ice cream, Todd brutally stabbed Johnny until he was losing blood and repeatedly raped his dead body.

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A: I've got a new knock knock jokes! Wanna hear it? B: Yeah. A: Oh you first. B: Knock knock! A: Who's there?

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Why did Martin have to retake his exams? Because Martin is a right royal Dumbass.

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Knock knock! Who's there? The police, your entire family has died in a terrible car accident.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Just kidding, it got hit by a car on the way to the other side.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Heath Ledger.

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Why couldn't Ray Charles read? He was blind.

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why did the black guy get testicular cancer? because he put his balls in the microwave.

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what did the homeless guy get for christmas nothing!

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Roses are red Violets are blue So is your face Cuz I just gagged you

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A little boy ran to the pool to see how long he could hold his breath. He slipped and fractured his skull.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new home? No. Neither has he....

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Spell: “This word”

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why did the man fall off his bike? He got shot by the navy seals, He was a highly decorated terrorist.

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What is the difference between a black man and a white man? The pigment in their skin.

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There are too many 20 year olds getting pregnant. Teenage pregnancy is ruining our society!

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whats worse than seeing a repeated anti-joke? The Holocaust.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but Im on bath salts, and you're face looks tasty;)

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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