- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have narcolepsy.

Why did the man shoot himself Because he was black

What do you call a dolphin on a unicycle? You need medical help

What Do You Call Black People Skydiving? A fun time.

Why is Keven's name spelled with an E Because his parents are black.

Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

My friend billy had a ten foot.... Garden hose. Upon showing it to the neighbour next door he hit it with a rake which significantly shortened it and subsequently had to buy another

What did the dog say to the mailman? nothing, dogs lack the mental capacity for human speech therefore he was unable to communicate his message verbally

why did the kid let go of his kite? He got struck by lightning

Q. How many lemons does one person take to fill a ladder? A. Fish

Why can't Ray Charles read? Because he's dead

Did you hear about the black guy who went to college? I did too, he worked hard for four years, partied in moderation, but graduated with a degree in chemical engineering and became very successful in the business world in order to support his wife and two children.

What did the bartender say to selena gomez? Your hot.

Hey, you pee here? Yes, it's called a urinal

Why did the squirl eat the accorn? Because he enjoys it.

i have yougurt with tractor

When adolf hitler went to the chippy, He ordered a bock wurst. Later, he ate the whole thing and said he wants another.

What do you do if you really really hate someone? You kill them. HEEE HEEE! by drew and jubie

KNOCK! KNOCK! Who is it? Wood pecker. Wood pecker who? KNOCK! KNOCK!

What's the difference between a black minister and a white priest? Nothing. We're all equal in the eyes of God.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

Wheelchair high jump

What did the rapist say to the woman? "If you tell anyone I'll kill you!"

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