- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the bird fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the bird

Is every Voltorb a terrorist?

A Grape Soda inside a Chicken inside a Watermelon. Blackception.

Why did the man fall over...he had a stroke!

Your mother is so old that she is dead.

How much cocaine did Charlie Sheen take? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.

How many gay men does it take to change a lightbulb? Usually, it takes one gay male to complete this action.

girl: why do you love me? boy: i don't.

How do you keep children off your front lawn? Molest them.

What eats McDonalds for breakfast, lunch and dinner, annoys everyone around them, and could care less about anyone but themselves? The population of the United States.

rosses are red voilets are pinkey your mams pussy is really stinky

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

A:why did sam fall of the wing ? B:why ? A:she had no arms. B:... A:knock knock. B: who is there ? A:not sam

What's black, white, and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

-Ask me if i'm a crab. -Are you a crab? -No, why would i be a crab?

A serial killer kills a family of 5 He is never found and eventually kills himself from depression

What's big,long,and mostly men use it? A submarine

why was the boy crying. Brcause him and his two sisters got raped by a diseased polar bear. by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Why did Ramsey fall off the seesaw? Because while he was playing with friends on a seesaw at a nearby Country Club, a very angry and insane man who had many handicaps, decided to solve his problems by killing someone. A funeral was held a week later.

- What's the difference between a gay man and a refrigerator? - The refrigerator doesn't fart when you take your meat out.

what do all black jokes start with (look left look right)

What time is it? 20:45.

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