Q. What is a brown cow called? A. A cow.

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how do you stop a speeding vehicle? throw a refrigerator at it.

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Why was the little girl blowing bubbles in the swimming pool? Because she was drowning

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What has sand and an ocean? A picture of a beach.

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How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? 17

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Why did the chicken cross the road Because it's a free country chickens are free to do as they please

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What do you call a person at your door? Whatever his name happens to be.

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guys ive got a TANK under my house a septic tank

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yo mama is so old i told her to act her own age and she told me to shut up and get out of her house.

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ask me if i'm a tree. are you a tree? no

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Police say's 'have you been drinking' and you reply back saying 'YES' then the police brings out the blower and you blow, it says on it that you are fine, but then the cops ask you 'what did you drink' and you just say 'well i drank juice for breakfast then had some water, tea, coffee' the cops get really angry but before he says anything you say that ' I AM MUSLIM'

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knock knock. come in.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Your mom is dead And your dad is too

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You know what's never heard of? Father's Day in Camden.

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Your mama so fat she is physically larger than other people.

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whats worse than 9/11? 9/12

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What did the girl say when she arrived at the party? "I like what you did with the furniture!"

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why did the kid get chemotherapy? because he had cancer

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I've done a lot of soul searching, and.... I've realized.... the & symbol really looks like a man dragging his butt on the ground.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbour. My neighbour who? Timothy, welcome to the neighbourhood!

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My penis is small, Just kidding, it's huge.

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Knock Knock! Oh god Johnny, someones at the door! Hide the heroin and bail man, BAIL!!!

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Chuck Norris walks into a bar. somebody recognizes him and immidiately asks for his autograph

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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