love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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A woman walked into the doctors office with a black eye. The doctor asked: How did you get that? The woman said: I fell.

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What did Chuck Norris say to the man that asked for his autograph? He happily obliged and continued on with his day.

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A student goes up to the teacher because he has to go to the washroom. The teacher tells him that he has to sing the ABC's before he can go. So the boy sings, "ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ." The teacher said he did a perfect job and could go to the washroom. The boy went on to become a billionaire. Congrats!

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Your mother is so ugly that people make yo mamma jokes about her

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why did the dentist quit his job because he had saved up enough money for his retirement

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? You just glass her.

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What has wings and can't fly? What has legs and can't move? What has mouth and can't eat? A dead bird on the road

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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What did John say to Trojan? Hi Trojan

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Why didn't Sally make it to school on time? She got savagely beaten and raped.

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A man with short term memory loss loses his memory every day. His last memory before his accident is the day he escaped this hostpital and murdered a family of five. He continues to do this every day and he is known in Mexico as cincochico.

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heat!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme but this one doesn't

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I can not rhyme, Show me your tits

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Why do people eat babies? Because they're delicious.

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whoa there

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What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

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How do u get Hitler out of a car? You open the door.

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Ahhh! Grandpa your going too hard!

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Whats the difference between platinum blondes? Absolutley nothing they all look exactly the same.

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What's small and harmless, but deadly when thrown at high speeds? A baby.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

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What did the german get for christmas? an Easy-Bake oven and a G.I. Jew

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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