- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

What's sad about three black men driving over a cliff?

you thought i was going to write a joke.. bitch

Why did the banana go to the hospital? It didnt, bananas cannot speak or walk. It is a simple fact so you should know.

What did the mute say to his friend? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Idk

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What happened to the short kid on april 30th: His girlfriend broke up with him

Did you know that if you stacked enough elephants to reach from the earth to the moon, all those elephants would die?

Why did my brother drive the speed limit? Because it's the law

What did Jesus REAREAREAREVENAGNCEREALLY SAY when he was walkin on da waterz? And I bless this object which shalth now be known as the surfboard, Amen. Seriously, im a Christian, that sounds kinda cute in a weird way... Like aww, thats why he walked on water, not because of terrifying super powers.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" So the horse says, "My ex-wife just got full custody of my kids and I'll never see them again."

Knock Knock, Who's there? Billy. Billy who? Billy your next door neighbor, I need to borrow some sugar. Ok, come in.

Why don't women need watches? Because most people carry cell phones that tells them the time making watches redundant and obsolete.

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My great grandfather died in the holocaust. He fell off the guard tower.

A man walks into a bar . . . he is tired and thirsty after a long day at work.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it had earlier escaped from its cage and had since began to wonder around the local town

What did God say when he mad another black guy? Danmit i burnt one again.

Why do guys love to wrestle? They like to have physical contact with other men.

squirrels with massive bonerss

Knock knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interrupting Cow who? Interrupting Cow Jones.

modern love

why did the pinapple walk the plank? to eat a cat because cheese say people!

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