What happens when you cross an Asian with a bass guitar? An Asian man lies down diagonally across a bass guitar.

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Yo momma's so fat that when she went to Seaworld and a whale saw her, looked away, and continued on with its daily life.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a shark in your apple.

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A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey Nick!" Because he knows him and is not racist.

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This guy goes to the ball game. He waits in line at the concession stand and gets a footlong hot dog and a giant orange soda. Then he makes his way around to his section of the stadium, and works his way to his seat, which is in the center of the row. Right when he's about to take a bite of his hot dog, when he hears someone in the seats way up behind him yell "Hey! Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, and sets down his giant orange drink, stands up and turns around, scanning the crowd. Eventually he sits back down. He picks up his hot dog, picks up his giant orange drink, and is just about to take a bike when he hears it again, someone way up behind him yelling "Hey! Mike!". So, he sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, and scans the hundreds of faces in the seats behind him. After a while, he sits back down. Then, right when he's about to bite into his hot dog, he hears someone behind him yelling "Mike! Hey, Mike!" He sets down his hot dog, sets down his giant orange drink, stands up, turns around, cups his hands around his mouth and yells as loud as he can, "My name's not Mike!"

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how do you make a plumber cry? you kill his family

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Knock knock Who's there? A pedofile, get in the van Ok

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What did the cashier say to the customer? You're total is $27.95

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

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Why do Christians believe in God? Because they're stupid

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A cow says moo and explodes.

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I have a black man in my family tree... He's still hanging there.

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Why did the cat die? Because it got shot by a teenager who was promply put in juvi and was fined $100,000 for animal abuse. The parents gave up on him and didn't pay the fine or bail and left their son to rot in jail.

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A choir boy is hit by a car outside church. Someone runs to him and says "shall I fetch the priest?" The boy starts to mumble something but quickly loses consciousness, and later dies after 16 hours in ICU.

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Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road To Get To The Other Side

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Two guys walk into a bar. One man walks out of the bar at a similiar time.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Well why don't you open the door and find out!

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How many dead babies can fit in a dead horse 11

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What has 9 arms and sucks? Def lepeord

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Why did the chicken cross the road. ... So he could be hit by a car.

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Whats black and white, and red all over? A Zebra being slaughtered.

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love is a homeless guy searchin' for treasure in the middle of the rain and finding a bag of gold coins and slowly finding out they're all filled with chocolate and even though he's heartbroken he can't complain cuz he was hungry in the first place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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