- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the four season of Canada? Cold, cold, cold and road work.

What did Dr. Pepper say to Sprite? I'm a Doctor.

whats the difference between a snail? - both legs are the same lenght, especially the left one.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Nobody actually knows this because the chicken could not tell us why he/she crossed the road so it would be nearly impossible to get the answer.

Two fish were in a tank one said...."ill drive!"

Why was there a black guy in the back of a police car? He was caught stealing

Why are black people so tall ? Genetics. duh.

Why did the white kids accept Morgan Freeman as a kid? All of his school-mates looked up to him

how many A.D.D. kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb?lets go play!

Batman and Superman switched sidekicks. Superman didn't want Robin.

--Knock Knock Who's there? --Banana Banana who? --Knock Knock You just said that --Sorry i have Alzheimer's

Why couldn't sally go on the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock Who's there Sally

Why are females bad drivers? Because it is hard to drive with pots and pans.

We are lawyers

"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

I thought I was a bird and I could fly Gravity painfully reminded me I was only a human

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had the utmost desire to.

Scenario- A wedding while skydiving. Problem- The groom lost his parachute. Question- Who stole it? Hint- The Maid of Honor didn't have one either, but he had one on his body when he hit the ground. Answer- The mailman, but he died of old age.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs in the ocean? Dead.

Why did Jesus cross the road? He didn't. He's dead.

I AM SO FAT I WANT TO EAT MORE FOOD. I NEED A DOCTOR BECAUSE IM GOING TO END UP LIKE YOUR MOM!

Racism is like black people... It should not exists...

Sophie Cameron is Gay

A man violently raped a small child. Unfortunately the child had aids and gave them to the man.

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